h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*joins Ming soaking Fashion Cat*

*grins*
Hannah... let's go down 2 slides at the same time and make a huge splash over FC! Are you OK to do that?

¦M¦

*slips out the pool, and grabs Baldricks cannon (you know, I'm surprises this hasn't gone walkabouts yet!) turns it once to the left and fires in Hannah's direction, twice to the right and fires in PP's direction and turns it half way round anticlockwise and fires in Mings direction*

hehe... that should keep you occupied for a while at least!

*dives into the pool, leaving PP being tickled and floating 5 feet above the water, Hannah trying desperately to pull herself from the slide she seems to be stuck to with static electricity, and Ming turning in circles, faster and faster...*

shout when you give in and want to play fair... oh and don't try and touch Baldricks cannon, i programmed it to give anyone who touches it (apart from me... ) a very nasty shock....

mwahahaha!!! (ooops, is my RL personality showing a bit too much...!)

*gradually getting dizzier*
*smashes into Hannah, freeing her from the slide*
*smashes into PP, who falls onto the floor*
*still getting dizzier*
*smashes into slide*
*stop spinning in circles*
*smashes into floor*
*unconscious*
*becomes conscios again*
*realises FC hasn't spotted she is free again*
*hides behind convenient molecule and tinkers*
*removes Baldrick's cannon without touching it by using quantum mechanics in a way she learnt while exiting a forum which she was being kept in...*



*destroys Baldrick's cannon using quantum mechanics in an entirely new way*
*soaks FC again*



¦M¦

Dang... did the jack-in-the-box not do his job properly?? grr..

grabs normal cannon and soaks Ming totally, so she's dripping water all over the place!


hehe... anyone fancy another race?

*grins happily* HAH! No more ridiculous cannons for you! (I hope...)

*is much wetter than it is possible to be - again!*

Race? Where to from where?

*soaks FC again*



¦M¦

dives into the pool, avoiding the water spray!!

hehe... umm hows about to the dolphin, then the tower, down the hell slide and back... I think that's what it was before!!


go!

Right!!
*sets water cannon on highest mark and point it towards dolphin*
*gets in the way of the cannon*
*is blasted to the dolphin*
Yes! I got here first!
*starts swimming madly to the tower*


¦M¦

*watches as Ming goes flying overhead... thinks of using the last of Baldricks cannons, then decides it'd be best to leave that till i really need it! *

*swims even faster, just reaching the dolphin as Ming dives off...*

I'll get you yet Ming!!

*swimming madly to the tower... nearly there...*
*thinks about quantum mechanics*
*decides to use them later*

¦M¦

hehe... never did understand quantum mechanics...

humm... *wills all the quarks in her body to rematerialise on top of the tower just before Ming gets there... it may be impossible, but tough!!! *

*amazed... wondering if I could do the willy wonka TV stunt as well....*

*uses quantum mechanics to push in front of FC*
*uses them again to reach bottom of slide*
*swims to give FC a chance to catch up a bit...*

¦M¦

hmph... maybe next time it should be a quantum mechanics free zone!!!

*looks at ming, knowing I wont catch her... grabs a cannon and runs along the edge of the pool firing at ming!!!*

hehe... you won that one Ming!

*reaches dolphin utterly soaked*
*grins at FC and disappears before her very eyes...*
*Ming has gone offline*

¦M¦

How could you race without me??
*soaks everyone and starts to race herself*

*walks in*
*whistles*
*personal flying cannon flies in*
*hops aboard*
*flies well out of reach*
*fiddles controls*
*creates huge waves that slosh everyone into about four cubic feet of water*
*fiddles again*
*drenches everyone with good old water*
*fires off some black inflatables and beachballs*
Hey hey!
*fires a pie bomb on high*
*converts to sub-aqua*
*submerges and releases cloud of something, hiding him from view*

Ming's gonna be annoyed you brought another of those in with you... I knocked her unconcious with it earlier!!!

*puts on PP's Bond style goggle and dives underneath, praising Q (RIP)for coming up with 'finding Baldrick* glasses.... hehe... gotcha now!!!

Brings Baldrick to the surface and soaks him with her mini-cannon!!

Damn! Never fear, I have a cunning plan!
*fiddles with controls*
*fires odd beam of blue light*
*other cannon nearly blows up*
Bugger!
*fires orange light*
*cannon glows*
There. It's now totally indestructible.
*engages own security lockouts*
Now no-one can touch the cannon, except me, that's this cannon. And I mean NO-ONE!
*realises pie bomb

Damn! Never fear, I have a cunning plan!
*fiddles with controls*
*fires odd beam of blue light*
*other cannon nearly blows up*
Bugger!
*fires orange light*
*cannon glows*
There. It's now totally indestructible.
*engages own security lockouts*
Now no-one can touch the cannon, except me, that's this cannon. And I mean NO-ONE!
*realises pie bomb is approaching at hi-velocity

Damn! Never fear, I have a cunning plan!
*fiddles with controls*
*fires odd beam of blue light*
*other cannon nearly blows up*
Bugger!
*fires orange light*
*cannon glows*
There. It's now totally indestructible.
*engages own security lockouts*
Now no-one can touch the cannon, except me, that's this cannon. And I mean NO-ONE!
*realises pie bomb is approaching at hi-velocity*