h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*walks in & is slightly surprised at the amounts of food scattered all across the place*

Hm....

*carefully walks around a banana so as not to slip on it...*

I thought people used to splash each other with water here... Now when did that change to food?...

*desperately wishes he didn't have to read all the backlog... *

I hope the watercannons are where they used to be?

*looks in their general direction, but can't see them - the backlog's in his way... *

Oh... and btw...

Hello all! Nice to see you again...

*Throws Pinapple Chunks at PP*

*only barely manages to dodge the pinapple chunks... gets a grapefruit, aims carefully & throws it at HP...*

Ha... Serves you right...

PP!!!! *hugs*

right enough of that... *sends custard in his direction* WELCOME BACK!!!!

*Throws a mango at everyone*

*dodges custard in mid-air... if you're wondering why he's in mid-air, you should have seen him jump to avoid the mango thrown by BB... *

Hm... FC? Your last post's "one hour ago"?...

Damn... I only just missed you...

Maybe next time...

*throws chocolate cake at FC... Do cats like chocolate? If they do, there's not much point in me doing this... *

Well, if FC doesn't like chocolate, I do - so feel free to chuck me any cakes, chocolate bars or any delicacy.

*bombards BB with 'comedy' chocolate*

*Throws rotten eggs at Baldrick*
I am a little suspicous as to how this chocolate is "comedy". Comedy for whom?

For me.
*NNNNNNEEEEEEYYYYYOOOOOWWWWW-SPLOT!*
*the seemingly harmless chocolate explodes on impact*

Ah. I suspected as much.
*Throws tomatoes at Baldrick while washing himself off.*

*holds up a large U-shaped tube*

*But Bluebottle holds up a large W shaped tube*

*the tomatoes shoot through the U tube and return to sender, knocking the pipe into the pool*

oh.. chocolate anytime PP... though not you Baldy.. it has a different taste when its thrown at me!

hehe... *splats BB with a lemon merangue(sp?) pie!*

do we need to bring in more reserves yet?

*grins* You said you wanted chocolate, FC?

You get chocolate...

*turns around, fiddles with his hands for a bit, turns around again & throws two big chocolate cakes at FC... And big means they'd be enough to cover a normal-sized cat... *

There you go...

As for BB & B... playing with their U and W shaped tubes...

Catch this!

*shoots some ketchup from a bottle he luckily brought with him at both of them... *

*Decides to throw pasta sauce at everyone in revenge*