h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to the inside swimming pool. Why anyone would want a swimming pool when we have a beach is beyond me, but I was asked to build a swimming pool with water-slides, diving boards etc, so build a swimming pool with that lot I did.
And here it is. We have swimming lanes and the diving area. There's a huge fun pool to your left. You can't miss it - it's got the 30 foot long inflatable floating dolphin you can climb on... The whole complex is over twelve miles long, so you can do a lot of swimming. We have really cool water cannons too, which can soak anyone you point them at.
The smell is probably the chlorine.
So, have a good swim, and see if you can find a
And please don't soak me! I got soaked enough in the last one.

Why not BB??? *sends cannon of water in his direction*

Yey!!! I made it to the new forum, without getting lost... pretty impressive, and FTTF as well!!!! Hehe..

*hangs around waiting for everyone else so they can get a welcome soak!!*

*soaks FC before she can soak her*
hihi

*gets to the new forum & laughs evilly as he soaks everyone, only briefly hesitating before BB... *

Hi...

Sorry, BB... That's just how I say hi, you see...

*soaks him again... *

So what about the balls? I'm game...

Hehe.. I couldn't stay away too long... sigh.. that revision'll never get done, especially since I'm going out tonight...

Sod it. I'll just fail...

*pushes PP into the water*

Someone mention playing with balls??? *innocence*

*soaks PP*
Sorry, but someone had to do that!
Well, I like that tower-dolphin idea.

hmm...

*pops out of the pool. comes back a few minutes later and puts a sign up..



With the impending end of Exams, there will be a PARTY in FC's place NEXT FRIDAY. It will also serve as a Page-warming Party. All are invited and urged to come. Brownies and Poison of choice will be available..

FANCY DRESS...

NEXT FRIDAY...

FC's...

BE THERE!!!



Hehe... you'd better all be there...!

*dives back in the pool*

Aww... A party? ... I'll come... I'll come...

*soaks FC to confirm what he said... *

And I'll bring lots & lots of sweets...

I'll come for sure
*soaks PP to confirm what she said*

Is this the same swimming pool, only in another dimension or something? That would be cool, I think.

*had crept in behind PP in an attempt not to get soaked or noticed, and so far it has worked...*
*decides to make her presence in the new forum known*

*tips large bucket of water over PP*
Hee hee hee!

Hey, FC! Would you like the Sweet Shop to sponsor your party?
That basically means we can all pig out on sweets...
H2G2S2: http://www.h2g2.com/A362882
*grins at the amazing way advertising fits in with ordinary conversation...*

*finds somewhere convenient to hide from PP and others*
*hides in it*


¦M¦

hehe... sure Ming! I've already got a link to h2g2s2, but that'd be great!!!



tickles PP in case he thought about changing his mind!

*comes out of hiding place to speak to FC*
Yay!! Someone's linked to it! (anyone who isn't, http://www.h2g2.com/A362882 is the URL)

*thinks maybe it would be a good idea to hide again*
*thinks that hiding in her last place would be a bit obvious*
*spots a new hidinng place*
*dashes madly for it*

¦M¦

OK... This is going too far... I can't turn my back on you for just one second without gettin tickled or something...

*stands there for a moment plotting an evil plan for taking revenge... *

*suddenly has a brigh idea... *

*decides to do first things first... *

*looks around & sees Ming in her hideout... Which is easy, he only has to see where all the bonbon papers come from... *

*Gets a water cannon, points it at her & fires, soaking her...*

Well... You managed to avoid getting soaked... Up to now...

*soaks her again, just to make the point...*

*looks around for FC & starts to chase her so he can take his revenge... *

hehe... I told you I'd look forward to it....

*sees PP coming towards her, and makes a mad dash for the other side of the pool....*

*races after FC trying to catch her...*

*is surprised how fast a pussy cat like her can actually run... *

*slowly gains on her... *

haha!! I'm actually not quite that fast... hehe... grabs cannon as some form of defence and stops running, waiting to see what PP'll do...

*remembers seeing a James Bond movie not too long ago, and in fact even acting in one... *

*thinks what 007 would do now... *

*No... I don't mean what he would do to the Bond girl... *

*jumps ahead, rolls on his side, and crawls & jumps & runs to FC, dodging the cannon... Finally lays his hands on her...*

Gotcha!...

Ah... You've been a bad cat, you know that? Tickling me like this...

I'd do the same to you, but it would be a little... hm... boring, wouldn't it?

*still holding FC under his arm, points the water cannon straight at the sky, puts it on myximum power, puts FC on top of it & fires... She is spurted high up into the air, and the fountain keeps her, slightly wavering, at a height of about 200 feet... *

OK... See how you get down from there...

not a bad move PP....

hmm.... would that have made me a bond girl?? I could get used to that idea, even if it means I'd eventually be killed....

oh... have I been a bad kitty?? cant have that can we

*looks down on all* hehe... Not a bad hiding place Ming! ok. so how long are your arms gonna be able to keep this water going PP... and you'd better catch me when you stop it!!

quite enjoyable actually... reminds me of flying!!

Hm... You don't think I'll let you come down that easily, do you?

*fixes the cannon so it stays in upright position & fires continually even when there's no one to hold it... *

*decides to take a relaxing swim in the pool...*

Ah... And FC... One more thing...

!!!!