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Initiation for new recruits
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 5, 2000
hey, guys, new superzero... death avacado. http://www.h2g2.com/F47679?thread=62763&post=463069
Initiation for new recruits
evillene - I'm Baaaaaaack! Posted Jul 6, 2000
humm de dumm de dumm...
*pulls out pocketknife and starts carving into the walls to pass the time*
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jul 6, 2000
*The door suddenly opens, flooding the room with a light that evillene *should* find unbearable. The music, however, continues, as Affy gets evillene to leave the room*
Well done! Three days, and you don't have any physical side affects, other than a slightly paler skine tone. Now, here is your STUMPED membership card, and your official decoder ring. Remember, this card has a base supply of money in it, and is worth for 10% off of all purchases at CLI. Meanwhile, enjoy waiting for your first job! Soon, STUMPED will be the most well known super-villain syndacite in the planet! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Walks off*
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Darth Noire Posted Jul 7, 2000
Congratulations, all new members! I really would have enjoyed being around during your initiation... *grin*
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THE EVIL ONE! Posted Jul 19, 2000
That so called "test" sounds EASY, and you call yourselves evil. PAH! I demand a more EVIL test!
If no more evil test can be made, I am willing to do that boring one.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jul 19, 2000
Okay, while we're waiting for a few more recruits to initiate, we'll get to work on a more insidious test. Of course, if you've never heard Albuquerque before, you don't know just how bad it would be to hear it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...
Of course, it *seems* harmless when you just read it from miles away on your computer, but if you were actually exposed to this, you'd never want to hear Albuquerque again.
But, if you really want something worse, I'll see what I can do. Maybe a really *short* song played over and over and over and over and over again would work. Like "Harvey The Wonder Hampster" by Weird Al. "Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder Hampster! He doesn't bite, he doesn't squeal, he just runs around in his hamster wheel! Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder Hampster! Hey, Harvey!"
Imagine that played over and over and over for three days. That'd actually be worse than Albuquerque for me. I'll get on planning it.
Initiation for new recruits
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Jul 19, 2000
if you get bored, i wrote some poetry on the walls in there... really BAD poetry but poetry nonetheless. and i think evillene carved something into the wall. good luck... i still scream whenever i hear albequerque.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jul 19, 2000
So does Al. You can hear it righ after he says that his mom gave him a big bowl of saurkraut for breakfast.
Initiation for new recruits
cuddlyevil Posted Jul 31, 2000
Can I bring my glow in the dark crayons? If I promise to design some nifty maps of sneaky ways around the guide or good ways of deflecting any investigations?
hee hee...
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Afgncaap5 Posted Aug 1, 2000
It's against the rules to have any form of light in there. However, I *might* give out bonus points for bending the rules. Just don't let me catch you.
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cuddlyevil Posted Aug 2, 2000
Okay, that sounds reasonable. I'll just sit and play with my friend Ed's monkey and his guitar...
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Afgncaap5 Posted Aug 2, 2000
Yes, but before we start, I want bob and TEO over here. It'd be boring to just sit in the dark alone. Almost easy. So we won't officially start the initiation until those two come in. Of course, if Quorthorn ever bothered to show up again he'd do as well. I wonder where he dissapeared to.
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cuddlyevil Posted Aug 3, 2000
All right, well I'll come up with some fun games to play then while I wait. maybe the other guy decided to switch teams? Why I don't know...
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Afgncaap5 Posted Aug 3, 2000
Well, I think Quorthorn went to Australia, or something, but he was around before then. I hope he didn't take the joke that I didn't care much for antichrists too seriously (even though that, being a christian IRL, it was the kind of humour that I didn't care much for).
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cuddlyevil Posted Aug 3, 2000
Well, if he can't take a joke it's his loss. But, maybe he doesn't have a connection to the internet yet...never know.
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THE EVIL ONE! Posted Aug 5, 2000
I'll begin my test now,
This is fun
Yawn
I actually quite like this music!
Initiation for new recruits
soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Aug 17, 2000
*sea prepares the torture- er, initiation- chamber for the new recruits. she starts the incessant "Albuquerque", (wincing at the memories of her own initiation) turns off the lights, and waits for the new members to arrive.
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RedFish ><> Posted Aug 17, 2000
*appears in a cloud of crimson smoke and hovers in mid air*
Good evening. I think it is about time I joined this prestigious organisation, may I take part in the initiation? I have trained for years on tapes of "Star Trekkin'", Wierd Al should be no problem...
*A silver rimmed fishbowl materialises around RedFish and floats him towards a shelf which is black and also has just materialised.*
*yawns*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Aug 17, 2000
allright, three days to go, redfish. hopefully someone will join you in here soon.
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ENTITY-- Assistant to Mr. RedFish, Chief Thug to The MASQUE) A410239 Posted Aug 18, 2000
*Opens door and peers inside carefully*
*has to wait for eyes to adjust*
*spots RedFish*
*heaves an earth-shuddering sigh*
Oh thank Eris! Hiya RedFish! or should i just call you 'boss'? I was really worried! didn't think i would be able to join until after the election if it meant i had to leave my Boss without an assistant!
*shudders*
I was even considering trying to perform some strange ceremony like splitting myself in half!
*enters, shutting door behind, and gropes through the dark in the general direction of RF*
*stops when hands come in contact with cloth*
er.. sorry boss!
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- 41: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 5, 2000)
- 42: evillene - I'm Baaaaaaack! (Jul 6, 2000)
- 43: Afgncaap5 (Jul 6, 2000)
- 44: Darth Noire (Jul 7, 2000)
- 45: THE EVIL ONE! (Jul 19, 2000)
- 46: Afgncaap5 (Jul 19, 2000)
- 47: soeasilyamused, or sea (Jul 19, 2000)
- 48: Afgncaap5 (Jul 19, 2000)
- 49: cuddlyevil (Jul 31, 2000)
- 50: Afgncaap5 (Aug 1, 2000)
- 51: cuddlyevil (Aug 2, 2000)
- 52: Afgncaap5 (Aug 2, 2000)
- 53: cuddlyevil (Aug 3, 2000)
- 54: Afgncaap5 (Aug 3, 2000)
- 55: cuddlyevil (Aug 3, 2000)
- 56: THE EVIL ONE! (Aug 5, 2000)
- 57: soeasilyamused, or sea (Aug 17, 2000)
- 58: RedFish ><> (Aug 17, 2000)
- 59: soeasilyamused, or sea (Aug 17, 2000)
- 60: ENTITY-- Assistant to Mr. RedFish, Chief Thug to The MASQUE) A410239 (Aug 18, 2000)
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