h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Death was too busy wondering about the sudden scene changes to bother making all the passengers die though, so sfter getting over the shock of being exploded, the singed people in the cabin continued playing Twister. Unfortunately they ended up stuck to the twister mat, which had melted a bit in the explosion. Merlin and Arthur looked at the twisted mass of charred (but living) people and weasels stuck to a Twister thingy in strange positions, and realised that they could sell it as modern art for quite a lot of money. The only problem was how to get the rather unwieldy maserpiece out of the plane.

In attempt to solve this problem Arthur took a shotgun and ran around screaming "bowling! get your bowling" while firing rounds into the air. (cite where I stole the previous situation and win, something) This worked quite well because...

(TV. I'll take three somethings with a side of everything. )

because the plane disappeared in a puff of logic (and Arthur's untrained majick) and left the crew looking obviously confused.

(I think that I saw something like that in an old episode of the Simpsons. Is that correct?)

Well, the modern art was good enough to repair the Sphynx, but Arthur didn't know that. He had vanished along with the plane. So . . .

The rest of the group went off in search of an errant Athur, hoping to not find him stuck in the bulkhead the plane.

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=32300&thread=42570

(Actually I don't know. It just seemed like a Homerish way to get him a cameo, and a neat thing to do. )