h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

lol I'll be updating my list shortly

If I told you that I had trained a baboon to make giblet gravy for Cornish game hens #1 Would you believe me? and #2 How much do you think I could sell him for? (the inclusion of "him" when referring to the baboon is NOT a sexual insult, it is a well-knkown fact that female baboons are incapable of preparing gravy...giblet gravy, at least)

TV static is always black and white. Discuss.

TV static B&W=Joanna better versed to discuss.

RT: "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before."-D. D. Eisenhower?

I've got two thoughts....

Our knowledge is merely a small island in a vast ocean of ignorance.
And...
Three wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

'There is no failure, except in no longer trying.' - is one of my favorites. Nice and optimistic.

There's nothing so trying as being forced to try again...

Music is not the expression of a feeling, it is the feeling itself. - Claude Debussy

He's fallen in the water!

Pierced nipples... hmm...

http://www.h2g2.com/FLR50652?thread=69583&skip=0&show=20

I always liked if life is what we make it then we are in deep s**t aent we.

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Discuss.

It is not wise to consume three cups of McDonalds coffee within ten minutes. Discuss.

The comedian who wiggles his black-rimmed spectacles on his face while saying "Way-hey, *COUGH*Arsenal" is not Wise.

It is not wise to consume any cups of McDonalds coffee, ever.

I am just going to add that hospital coffy is at least ten times worse than McDonalds coffy. Which is sayng nothing for McDonaldscoffy and worning you never to drink coffy I a hospital if

A: you have taste buds
B:you are trying to stay awake (proberbly the weekest cofy on earth can be found in hospitals)
C:you intend to suvive your stay.

And if you are wondering I dont work in a hospital I am just a fequant and very anoying visater.

Here's a couple of random thoughts for you Joanna

What is the process involved in simulating Salt and Vinegar flavour for a packet of crisps? (or any flavour for crisps for that matter)
Does it involve somebody sitting with a plate or bowl full of salt soaked in vinegar and occassionally dipping a finger in to taste it now and again, then rushing over to a large vat full of dry ingredients and pouring small quantities of E-additives in and mixing and noting the results, similar to a chemistry experiment?

or

How many chemicals does it take to make the 'Flavourings' as noted on the side of a can of Coca-cola?

J

Why are bicycle seats so damn sore on your arse?

All the tings one has forgotten, scream for help in ones dreams.