h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

DEATH TO ALL FANATICS!!!

I don't know why people bother being apathetic.

lol I did like that Ship of Fools website btw...

Not all these thoughts are random.

Totally random thought:

Blueberry pie with vanilla ice cream... Mmmmmmmmm....

if you want to be clinic either no thoughts are "random" or all of them are, depending wether or not the brain is a Chaotic System. lol

btw that should say "clinical" not "clinic" LOL

Why does it always rain on me?

This is a time for celebration, so sit still and be quiet. Get rid of that chewing gum. - Sneider (sp?) on Buffy today (Graduation Day part two)

Glad you liked SOF, Joanna. BTW are you Christian? I'm interested in what an agnostic / atheist / Moslem / Communist / nihilist / whatever would make of the site. Also, at the risk of being somewhat self-promotional, I'd like to point out that it was me that narked on South Parade Baptist on the Signs & Blunders page.

I know why it always rains on Travis..
It's because they're from bloody Scotland, that's why. It always rains in Scotland.
Well, pretty much, anyways..

Yes Bagpuss I am Christian. I found that site incredibly amusing, as did my mum!

So you think Travis should move to Ibiza?

I didn't say that Travis should move to Ibiza.. I just said I knew why it always rained on Travis.. And it wasn't because he lied when he was 17 either..

And just for the record: You are Joanna! I am Christian! :o)

But what did Fran lie *about* when he was 17? I'll give you 5/2 on that it was his age, same as the rest of us.

I am the spider!

Sorry, gratuitous Vic & Bob reference.

All Christians should check out SOF, though I heard that the Evangelical Alliance removed the link to it from their site. I have no idea whether this is true or not, as I have not been able to summon the inclination to visit the EA's site.

This one is from Master Yoda:

"Fear is the path to the Dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... leads to suffering"

Another one, from Obi-Wan (gotta have this one):

"Thats no moon... its a space station!"

Theres always:

"May the Force be with you"

OK... I'm getting into this...

Vader (after killing Captain Nedar):

"Apology accepted, Captain Nedar"

Qui-Gon:

"Remember, concentrate on the moment. Feel, don't think. Use your instincts"

Master Yoda:

"Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph! Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless!"

or:

"You must unlearn what you have learned"

and even:

"Ohhh! Great warrior! [laughs and shakes his head] Wars not make one great!"

and there's still (I love Yoda):

"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere. Yes, even between the land and the ship"

I should stop... must not eat forbidden donut...

Yoda sweet and cute he is, is.
Speek like Yoda possible it is, is.
'Is' must you end in is the key, is.

True, this is...
Yoda's speech, a new gramma is...
Almost like pig latin, Yoda's speech is

Writing a Yoda limerick, pointless is.

Do not know, know you, is?
In limaric it is, end allways sorted wit is, is.

Bad at talking like this, I am, is?

But stron be you with the way of is!

Strength within you, there is...

Truthfully speek you I, of the university that go to I is?
Around see you I will hope is.