h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's allways in the last place you look.

How many other nets can you surf?

Why can you not use cat gut for strings (violins and such) any more but you can use cows hide (lether) on the case

they are gravel

What type of cat should you swing?

Jazz Isn't Dead... It just smells funny.

Reply to Yeliab....

Of course it's always in the last place you look, because when you find it, you stop looking...

Exactly.

Nah - I'm always saying "I've found it, but I'll look somewhere else just to be sure..."

True.. You can't be sure if it's the original one, or just a clone, placed there by some ill willing person.

Time is Nature's way of preventing everything happening at once.

Death is Nature's way of telling you to ease up.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Just my favourites there.

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever". - George Orwell.

stay lucky................

Looks like I'll be updating my list again soon... thanks ppl

And when you've done that, here's some more, though please realise I haven't bothered to read *all* the one's you already have.

When your back's against the wall it's time to turn round and fight. - John Major.

The fool multiplies his words without reason - he repeats himself needlessly. - nicked from the Ship of Fools (www.ship-of-fools.com), where, like all the quotations, it is attributed to the Reverend Gerald Ambulance.

Thanks, Bagpuss I'll have to check that site out...

Is Durham Red?…

Is there some sort of ranking in this … of Darkness thing? does a Princess of Darkness eventully become a Queen of Darkness if she can drink enough Tia Maria?

Well, my mother Hypatia, is Queen of the Night at present (not that she gets online much) so I guess thats the next in the progression.... thanks for stopping by

Hope you liked Ship of Fools, though if you looked you will have realised that I've lured you onto a Christian site in the pretence that it's a proper comedy one.

Hey, where'd my pants go???

A oldie but pantsy:
"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things"

also

DOWN WITH THE TURKISH REPUBLIC OF NORTHERN CYPRUS

Random thought: Bluebottle hasn't "fine-tuned" his name in a while...