h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here are two to start you off.

Life is like an analogy

Life is like a box of chocolates,
Some sod eats all the soft centres and leaves you the nougat, walnut and praline

Cool Croz, thanks... They're being added as I type to the new version of my page, still a text file, but going online tomorrow, I think...

If I come up with any more, I'll pass them on.

Cheers.

oh, and TAG! you're it...

OK random thoughts which aren't so random at present.

1) Life is full of exes who always look great when next you see them.

2) Why do you always feel guilty when talking to a policeman in uniform even when you've done nothing wrong?

3) What happens if I press th.....

Thank you!!

Be grateful - some people get the orangy things.

I'll add all these just as soon as I work out why it doesn't display anymore if I add new ones...

-confused, joanna

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Here's my random thought...

Why do kids today insist on thinking that rap is an artform that has gotten no respect?

Or...

If my uncle's nephew's sister's hampster died, why do I have to bury the thing?

Cool, ta

I know what I don't know.

I've got a few more for you.

Alright I've got over 600 which is far too many to list here.

Am in the process of emailing them to you.

...

um, I had some, but my mind has gone all '......' inside. Doh!

Ah well, I'll back at 3am when I think of some really good ones LOL

H&K
Z

Cheers Zed, & Croz... I have the email

A random thought...

Consider the daffodil...and while you're doing that I'll be over here looking through your stuff!

lol thats funny.

If Grapenuts (cereal) are niether grapes nor nuts, just what the hell are they?

You should walk for a mile in the other man's shoes. That way you're a mile away when he realizes you stole his shoes.