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Flip-Flop, vegetable or fruit?


Does it actually matter what your degree is in?


If a Woodchuck could chuck wood, why doesn't it get a job as a lumberjack and stop spending my taxes the skiving rodent!

Greetings from Stockport, Joanna from Didsbury!

[Actually, I'm in Liverpool, at work. I live in Stockport.] Random thoughts. The first one is a bit heavy, but fun just the same:

Belief in objectivity is an act of faith.

Facts?!! [With contempt:] You can even prove things that are TRUE using facts!

Who cares, wins.

True: a garden, opened for charity, is called "sixty-five roses" after a young boy's name for his disease: cystic fibrosis. Bitter-sweet, eh?

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

That should keep you going for a little while!

Regards,

Pattern-chaser

Ta both of you

Wow, I think you must be the nearest researcher to me when I'm at home, Pattern-chaser, that I know of... I live nearer stockport than M/cr now, I guess...

"So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'"

Pattern-chaser

SURREALISM:- You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

This one was composed by Pete Seeger:

Education is what you get when you read the small print.
Experience is what you get when you don't.

If a Tin Whistle is made of Tin, what is a Fog Horn made of?

Fog all.

My random thought:

Do Nudists Get Bellybutton Lint?

More importantally why arnt there any nudists in the artic.

All so did Neal arm strong reherse that line and what would they have done if he said Its all spongy like a big cake

I have more but I just need to find the disk I have disks for everything stops my brother reding my stuff

One last one If blood is thicker than water and cuterd is thicker than blood does that mean we should all love triful.

sorry thats ment to say if blood is thicker than water and custerd is thicker than blood does that mean we should all love trifule.

Re nudists in the Arctic - there was definitely one there in 1968 - I think I may have been the first Arctic streaker. Of course this was in summer, the air temp was a comfortable - two degrees C.

ko then now I know I am not the only person who has thought about streaking in the artic but why where you there

I was in the Royal Navy on exercise up there. Apart from being one of the coldest streaks ever, it was possibly one of the shortest - less than a hundred yards!

Didn't the RN have a guided missile called Blue Streak? .....

I am not shure about the misile but if you really want to know I could find out.

The Human braine is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you wake up and stops the moment you arive in the office.

Horses are brown

Have you ever considered a world without hypothetical situations?

We are Pentium of Borg - Division is Futile - You will be Approximated

Ying tong yiddle eye po

Can we have a finite definition of truth? If so where would the sentance "This sentance is untrue." fit? Is it all as grey as John Major's Spitting Image puppet?