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Aier Posted Oct 3, 2000
Ahhh... wisdom, there is...
Much you have to teach us, there is...
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Oct 9, 2000
You can fool some of the people all of the time,
You can fool all of the people some of the time,
But you can't fool friends.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Oct 9, 2000
A fool and his money are a joy to behold.
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Oct 9, 2000
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. And then give up - there's no point making a fool of yourself.
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Aier Posted Oct 10, 2000
Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him? (Obi-Wan Kenobi) 
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Oct 11, 2000
Eat, drink, and be merry. (Henry's Cat)
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Bagpuss Posted Oct 11, 2000
I come alive outside the M25. - Lovely Cerys Matthews.
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Lost in Scotland Posted Oct 11, 2000
Be still, and know that I am God. - Mail closing info, Niklas Broman, IBM Sweden.
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Jimi X Posted Nov 7, 2000
For every feared thing there is an opposing hope that encourages us.
- Umberto Eco
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Nov 7, 2000
"We are Pentium of Borg. Division is Futile. You will be Approximated."
(Sig from a BBS - I've forgotten the name of the author, sorry.)
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Bagpuss Posted Nov 9, 2000
There was someone on a newsgroups who signed himself:
"0800 RICHARD
"I am not a man, I am a free number"
which I thought was quite amusing.
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Nov 9, 2000
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Bob Gone for good read the jornal Posted Nov 16, 2000
How high must we bild the walls round paradice to keep the irish out
I found it in a list of quotes by famus comady writers
right next to this by an irish auther
you english call us stupid. I stept off a train in lime st station (liverpool if you dont know) and what do I see but a big signe saying ARE YOU ILITERATE 
(have a hart give him a name)
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wizard Posted Nov 18, 2000
That little devil looks like his name is Louie.
OK, random thought. A famous author was pulled over by the police.
He was very drunk. When asked if he'd been drinking, he replied:
- Do you think I'd venture out into this traffic sober, officer?
I don't think drunken driving is cool or anything, but it's still a rather snappy answer to an obvious question, no?
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Zak T Duck Posted Nov 19, 2000
Every day in the rainforests, an area the size of Belgium is destroyed.
Why not just destroy Belgium?
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Neugen Amoeba Posted Dec 3, 2000
There are three types of lies; lies, damned lies and statistics.
Benjamin Franklin (I think?)
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Bagpuss Posted Dec 3, 2000
A banner at Bradford v Boro:
Robson, you are the weakest link, goodbye.
(amused me)
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- 101: Aier (Oct 3, 2000)
- 102: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Oct 9, 2000)
- 103: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Oct 9, 2000)
- 104: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Oct 9, 2000)
- 105: Aier (Oct 10, 2000)
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- 107: Bagpuss (Oct 11, 2000)
- 108: Lost in Scotland (Oct 11, 2000)
- 109: Jimi X (Nov 7, 2000)
- 110: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Nov 7, 2000)
- 111: Bagpuss (Nov 9, 2000)
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- 114: Bob Gone for good read the jornal (Nov 16, 2000)
- 115: wizard (Nov 18, 2000)
- 116: Zak T Duck (Nov 19, 2000)
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