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pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) Posted Jan 30, 2000
hello?
has everyone abondaned the fairy? mr fate? mr snot? hello?
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Anonymouse Posted Jan 31, 2000
Perhaps they all went off to the Great HedgeHog Jokester for enlightenment? 
'Nonnie
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Ragnar the Scottish Terrier Posted Feb 3, 2000
How many Microsoft executives...
NONE! They simply define darkness as the new industry standard.
Ragnar Hairy-breeks 
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pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) Posted Feb 6, 2000
sorry, mistress fate..........
hey i got accused of being a mr fairy......what kinda guy would want to be pink an sparkley? (dont answer that)
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Anonymouse Posted Feb 7, 2000
Aww shucks. And I had one all set, too.
Erm.. more to the point.. What's with this bit about blue-for-boys-and-pink-for-girls, anyway? Haven't we outgrown that sillyness as a species yet?
'Nonnie
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Cheerful Dragon Posted Feb 7, 2000
It used to be 'blue for boys' because that colour was believed to keep the devil away and boys were considered more worthy of protection for girls. I suppose they could have picked any colour for girls. Maybe pink was cheap to produce - a good quality blue dye was always very expensive and wouldn't have been wasted on a mere girl.
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Feb 8, 2000
How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
6. 1 to change it and 5 to sit around bitching that Andrew Eldritch would have done it better
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English Ben Posted Feb 9, 2000
How many surrealists?
two: one to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub full of sardines.
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Feb 10, 2000
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. We've got candles
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Feb 10, 2000
How many pessimists?
No matter how many there are, it'll never work.
How many Marxists?
I don't know, but they'll be of the downtrodden worker class doing all the work, while the rich bourgeois pigs just sit and bask in the light.
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pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) Posted Feb 10, 2000
mmmmmm im guessing that fate is of gothis persuasion......
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Feb 12, 2000
Sparkly - no I'm not. Well.. I was back in the 80's I suppose. But I just came upon a load of Goth jokes which amused me..How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, oneto change it and two to talk about Lord Byron's Grand Tour and
creative uses of laudinum in a metaphysical environment.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, but one has to light the candle.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just embrace the darkness.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to replace the UV tube, and one to put Floodland on.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lights wouldn't be on anyway.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dunno, but I see them all practicing at Slimelight, while dancing to the
Sisters. The raise their arms in a stretching way towards the ceiling,
twisting their wrists and returning their arm to their mid-rift, while walking
backwards and swaying in the murky darkness.
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pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) Posted Feb 13, 2000
alrighty then..........
how many stroopy teens does it take to change a light bulb?
a: one adult changes while the teen stomps about screaming
"IT ISNT MY BLOODY FAULT IT BROKE! YOU ALWAYS BLAME EVERYTHING ON ME!"
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Feb 16, 2000
How many Hindu mantrachanting priests?
Ummmmm....
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Anonymouse Posted Feb 16, 2000
How many snowmen?
One. That's all that will fit in the refridgerator.
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Feb 16, 2000
Have we had..
How many Folk Singers does it take to change a lightbulb yet?
well.. it's 5. 1 to channge it and 4 to sing about how great the old days were
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Feb 17, 2000
We're going out on a limb here.
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pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) Posted Feb 20, 2000
why dont we broadon our horizons,all jokes...... not just light bulb ones...........
i kinda know a really bad one about a frog.....
this frog went into a bank and said "hi, im fred jagger, son of mick jagger and a personal friend of the bank managers and i would like a loan."
the assisstant, a mrs patricia whack replied "well, have you got any id and security on a possible loan?"
the frog then produces a small pink porcelin elephant.
confused the assistant goes to her boss and says "theres a frog out there who wants to borrow £30,000, and whats with the elephant?"
her boss turns around and tells her "its a nik-nak patti whack, give the frog a loan, his old man was a rolling stone....."
bad i know but we have to start somewhere......
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- 81: pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) (Jan 30, 2000)
- 82: Fate Amenable To Change (Jan 30, 2000)
- 83: Anonymouse (Jan 31, 2000)
- 84: Ragnar the Scottish Terrier (Feb 3, 2000)
- 85: pink_sparkley_fairy (whos really looking forwrd to reading festival) (Feb 6, 2000)
- 86: Anonymouse (Feb 7, 2000)
- 87: Cheerful Dragon (Feb 7, 2000)
- 88: Fate Amenable To Change (Feb 8, 2000)
- 89: English Ben (Feb 9, 2000)
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