h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*closes door again*

Alright then, Mr BB - would you please remove any sweater or jacket, but leave your shirt on...

...and sit down on that bench over there, please! *points*

*starts preparations*

*Sits down on the bench*
This reminds me of my old PE classes...

<BB<

PE, sir?

*pulls woollen blanket over BB's shoulders to keep him warm*

*dims lights, lighting candles and scent lamp with pine oil*

*puts on music, low volume; I'm dreaming of a white christmas with Bing Crosby*

PE = Physical Exercise, or what you may call a sport class, I guess...
*Listens to "just like the ones I used to know", whilst thinking that I've never seen snow *

<BB<

PE = Physical Exercise, or what you may call a sport class, I guess...
*Listens to "just like the ones I used to know", whilst thinking that I've never seen snow *

<BB<

PE = Physical Exercise, or what you may call a sport class, I guess...
*Listens to "just like the ones I used to know", whilst thinking that I've never seen snow *

<BB<

PE = Physical Exercise, or what you may call a sport class, I guess...
*Listens to "just like the ones I used to know", whilst thinking that I've never seen snow *

<BB<

*rubbing hands together to warm them up, thinking the lack of snow seems to have created a childhood trauma*

*removes blanket, starts gently stroking BB's back with the palms of her hands, moving in big circles*

*circles growing smaller and tighter, turning into rubbing*

*thinking she must remember to tell BB to go to steam room after massage, where a surprise is waiting*

Oh...?
What sort of surprise....?

<BB<

You'll see....

*starts working on muscles beneath neck, where you sometimes grow a little 'hump' when tensed*

*presses slightly bent thumbs into muscle, using elbows as lever to increase pressure*

That's nice and relaxing, thanks...

So, when will this massage end, so I can go to the steam room?

<BB<

Well, Mr BB, your muscles don't seem all that tense, so I guess you could go now...

Okay, on my way.

<BB<