h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You don't specialise in massaging people's armpits, I hope

HA! Nope! My fingernails would get caught up in all the hair!
shazzPRME

Ouch! Well, if the fingernails are that sharp, can't they shave the armpits at the same time?

What a good idea! Do you want your armpits shaving then BB? I have only got as far as your ankles so far!
shazzPRME

You're shaving my ankles? Are you saying I've got hairy legs, Shazz?

ROFL! Of course not! Although a trim here and there wouldn't go amiss

shazzPRME

Well, just remember that this isn't a barbers... I don't want to end up with ponytails or platts in unusual places.

Hehehehe... I'm afraid that after walking through the Red Light Disrtict of Amsterdam, I have lots of new ideas BB
shazzPRME (Minister for Relaxation)

As your assistant Shazz I think I should see the notes.

only if you'll practise the techniques on me DD

I see my reference has turned up.

oh yes.

*cough*

DD is a very good masseur. and the thing is that isnt just an imagination....

*coughs and turns slightly pink*
So I hear! OK... DD is most definately appointed as my deputy!
I will be advertising for more help soon!
Now... I've reached your knees now BB
shazzPRME (Minister for Relaxation)

My knees....
Oh dear.... Whatever you're planning, I will still be able to walk afterwards, won't I???

Most definately... although you may have a slight wobbly effect for a short while!
shazzPRME (Minister for Relaxation)

I thought that the idea of relaxing was, well, the ability to feel relaxed when you get up afterwards. Not to feel dizzy, wobbly, or seriously unstable.

The idea is that you don't even attempt to leave until you are finished with BB... so stop wriggling!
shazzPRME (Minister for Relaxation)

"Finished with"....?
You're not planning on killing off a BB I hope!?!?!?!?

Hi Shazz,

I have had a really hard day on my feet all day, is there any chance that I might get a good foot massage, I have just soaked them so they are clean, but the soaking didn't make them feel any better

Moondancer

No problem... I am up to BB's errrmmmm... nether regions now... would you like to soak them in the foot bath with the relaxing oils first and wait, or would you prefer the ministrations of my assistant Demon Drawer?
shazzPRME