h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

::still asleep, four days later::

*peers head around door*

I hear some snoring....

*spots sleeping customer*

I'll be back in a minute.

*sneaks out quietly*

*returns with a bucket of water*

Lovely a cold. Here goes.

*throws it at customer*

Hello are we still alive down there?

::thanks to her superultra force field, the water bounces back and soaks Demon Drawer to the bone::

Thanks for the wake up call!

*sloshes out*

You're welcome.

Never let it be said I've led the dimise of the apostrophe.