h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner, having decided that it's time to tidy up the waiting room again*

*while the cleaning bot buzzes around the room, Titania fills vases with white, pale blue and mauve lilacs*

*adds a small vase with lilly-of-the-valley on the magazine table*

*removes old magazines and replaces them with new ones*

*decides to tidy up again, while waiting for customers*

*sets the Trilobite to hoover the room*

*puts away old magazines in a basket, puts out new glossy ones on the table*

*replaces the flowers with fresh ones; a pretty mix of white, yellow and red roses*

*wanders in, looking harried and stressed, and quietly settles in a waiting chair*

*picks up a glossy magazine, looks around, and wonders if the proprietor will consent to doing a soft and gentle back, shoulder, neck, and head rub*

*floating in*

Eh - Shazz is the proprietor/ess of this establishment - but maybe I could be of help, being one of the regular masseurs?

This way please...

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*enters the waiting room*

Tsk, tsk! *shakes head*

*sets the Trilobite to hoover the room*

*replaces the now dead flowers with fresh ones*

*replaces last year's magazines with new, shiny, glossy ones*

::pokes her head in, wondering if she's come to the right place::

*jumps*

Oh - hi FG! Eh - you do realize that showing up here again does mean you're in danger of being classified as a 'regular'?

You mean I'm in danger of being a pain in the neck?

Speaking of which...

::waits to be led off to the massage table::

This way please...

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