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Hi shazz,

ok I'll waite. I would rather like Demon Drawer if he is available.

I will waite, ( I have already waited a day )

Moondancer

Relax and enjoy the soothing oils then and I will send him along to you asap
I'm always willing to make the customer satisfied!
shazzPRME (Minister for Relaxation)

Sorry was a little distracted by another client

Ok Moondancer I'm ready for you now.

Hi Demon Drawer,

this will be great, I have been on my feet all week and they are just so tired. I would really love a good deep foot massage, and then we can see where we can go from there. are you any good at this.

Thank you


Moondancer

*DD prepares for a totally professional service*

Ok remove you're shoes and sock then Moondancer and we'll soon have you Dancing all the way to Jupiter.

he is good at them Moondancer... just so long as it is purely professional DD

I promise hon, special services are reserved for you only

Alternatively, you could swim to Jupiter ;-) http://www.h2g2.com/F44378?thread=69084&latest=1

I'm working on your back now BB! I hope that you like the exotic aroma of musk oil!
shazzPRME

It sure is very relaxing, Shazzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzZzzzzzzzzz............

Hi,

Purely Professional is fine DD, after all I hardly know you yet .

And heaven would be to dance to Jupiter. After all I am a moondancer starcatcher.

After you have taken all the aches out of my feet would like to dance up there with me

:X :X :X :X


Moondancer

Goodness... your neck is like knotted ragwort BB! I will have to really work on it for you! Brace yourself!!
shazzPRME

Urm.... this sounds painful...

It will be, but it's for your own good!
(How many times have you heard THAT eh?)
Oh... and where's that no-good bird with his Post articles! LOL
shazzPRME

Where is he? At this time, probably at bed. Which is very relaxing and you don't get told that it hurts, but is good...
Well - I guess that depends on what you do in the bed

Do I have to sign some insurance forms first?

*starts massage Moondancer on the other table*

MMMMM at last that feels wonderful

Moondancer

*works his way between the toes*

is that alright MD?

Oh yes that is good,

Takes all the kinks out of the toes. I can feel the tension going already. You have magic hands DD.

Moondancer,

He does have magic hands and they are supposed to be (a) looking up Hedingham castle in his latest book (b) finishing his history articles (two months late) and (c) writing letters of indescribable beauty and longing to his sweetheart. How he can find time to either give or receive massages is something of a mystery. Well, not really a mystery, but you get the gist. Put your toga back on and come back to the villa.

Walter.