A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks & Beach
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 8, 1999
We could organise a sort of Miss World thing. Although it would probably be called Miss h2g2, which somehow doesn't have the same ring to it.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 8, 1999
If it isn't you, Bluebottle, then it's someone who wants to mess with you. Of couse, I already called Skeleton Teaserman, so it'd be unfair to call him Venus in Blue as well... but it could be his sense of humor... I suspect someone in NAVAL (not someone in the forum, someone in the actual club...)
~Irving
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 8, 1999
Anyone seen my penguin? He/she/it is black and white, tall and is named Fred/Fredda/Fredit.
Ran away yesterday. Dodgy kippers
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 8, 1999
That could be any one of a million penguins around here. How tall is he/she/it?
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Mrs V Posted Dec 8, 1999
Does she really think I'd be jealous of that?? Hmm, and Dr E, shouldn't you be standing up for me... not that way you dirty boy, wrong forum!
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 8, 1999
190cms, erect, Dr E.
Nice .... um, frock Helena
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 8, 1999
I *am* standing up for you, H... oh, wrong forum. You haven't seen a six foot penguin around (by which I mean a penguin that is six feet tall, not a penguin with six feet)?
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ReapeR (Weevium Mortus Eradicus) Posted Dec 8, 1999
*runs to the second island and starts shooting back using cloke as a make shift gun shield*
*after a quick volly he swings the gun arround and straffs the pool side occupants*
Wahoo! Total chaos!!
Arrrgh!
*gets blasted off his island by a well aimed shot in the side if the head by Bluebottle*
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kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) Posted Dec 8, 1999
*drips*
good for you you missed my coffee, ReapeR!
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tunaStixz Posted Dec 8, 1999
*suspiciously eyes a heavy black cloak sinking to the bottom of the pool*
*a fishy head pops out of the water and fixes the pool side occupants with a cod stare*
never seen such wet land lubbers! hahha hahhaahhaaah glob glob!
anyone lost a penguin, one seems to have got friendly with the polar bear outside.
could i have some jelly bellies, David Hasslehoff doesn't taste very nice
tuna
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Mrs V Posted Dec 8, 1999
Polar bears don't eat penguins, they can't get the wrappers off!
Hxx
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 8, 1999
*Tries to hide from the random torrents of water behind the now cloakless ReapeR, before realising the vital drawback of hiding from a water-jet behind a skeleton*
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 8, 1999
Yes, well, there are plenty of cannons - and they can't reach you if you go in the olymipc swimming pool that is just for swimming. Who would want to go to a swimming pool to swim? Splashing is much more fun!
*Aims at ReapeR but he skillfully dodges the blast*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 8, 1999
*returns in a wetsuit, snorkel and flippers* Right, cover me, I'm going in.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 8, 1999
Are you sure you've got the flippers on the right feet?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 8, 1999
*looks down* Umm, yes..... I've just got them on back to front.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 8, 1999
I thought something was odd....
BTW - does anyone seriously want a virtual bikini competition? (Which blokes can enter to, to avoid being sexist.)
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 8, 1999
*lazily floats around in the swimming pool, oblivious to all the fuss going on around him...*
Devonshire whipped cream, anyone?
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- 101: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 102: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 8, 1999)
- 103: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 8, 1999)
- 104: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 105: Mrs V (Dec 8, 1999)
- 106: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 8, 1999)
- 107: ronnie (Dec 8, 1999)
- 108: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 109: ReapeR (Weevium Mortus Eradicus) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 110: kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 111: tunaStixz (Dec 8, 1999)
- 112: Mrs V (Dec 8, 1999)
- 113: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 114: Bluebottle (Dec 8, 1999)
- 115: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 116: Bluebottle (Dec 8, 1999)
- 117: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 118: Bluebottle (Dec 8, 1999)
- 119: Roasted Amoeba (Dec 8, 1999)
- 120: Mrs V (Dec 8, 1999)
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