h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Say "hi" to David Hasselhoff for us all!

*Ieek* did he come back???
Irv... should it be possible that some coffee gets through those tunnels out here to keep us warm till it's time for that above mentioned midnight skinny dip??
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Urrrgghhh.... Never again will I make THAT mistake! Smelly old sewers...

*takes a leisurely swim as far away as he can get from the outlet plug*

Well, what do you expect?
*Bluebottle now puts special amoeba-filters over the plugs to prevent it happening again.*
By the way, Katseyes, DH is in the sewer part of the waterworks.

a midnight skinny dip? ooo can lifeguards join in? fabulous
-saffire
bytheway- RA- i was a little worried id have to come over here and rescue YOU partner

What a mess that would have been!

*the empty corner suddenly becomes filled with a tall dark figure (I don't like to be disturbed while I'm sleeping so I stopped making the effort to be seen by you)*

*he then takes out a very small hour glass from the depths of his cloak, looks thoughtfully at it then at Roasted Amoeba, nods sagely and returns it from the depths from which it came.*

*the air takes on an icy chill and the dark figure smiles as he watches all the males looking to see how the females react*

You know, I think I'm getting the hang of this joking thing

Have a relaxing swim - it's good for you.

Thank you, I hope nobody minds seeing me in the nude as it were, there is literally nothing to see and it saves me having to get changed into swimming trunks

The only problem is my inability to splash anyone Apart from when I belly flop into the water, that makes a good splash, see...

Ahhh, nothing like 7' of bone to make the water leave the pool!

If you regret not able to splash anyone, we've got these cool waterguns I saw in a swimming pool in Bracknell. They're like giant waterpistols, except bolted to this swivel post on an island in the middle of the fun pool, and you can swing it and point it whereever you wish, and pull the trigger and quite a cool jet of water sprays out to where you aim! With a couple of these islands in the pool, you can have quite a fun water-fight!
*Gets on the first island and starts shooting at ReapeR*

Thanks for your concern, Saffire And thanks for the filters, Bluebottle... there's too much discrimination against roasted amoebas in this world, so it's nice to see some people with political awareness.

I'm a little worried about ReapeR at the moment, to be honest. He seems to be acting slightly strange...

what did you expect, RA - he tries to tan his bones on the beach ...

Yes indeed... he really does look like death warmed up...

Heh heh. Heh. Erm... never mind.

*Enters wearing a towel, and then takes towel off to reveal both a body and bikini to make Helena jealous*
That was a very bad joke, darling.

Don't insult a customer, it's a bad idea.

ah is this a battle of the beauties i sense coming on??????
-saffire

Not really a battle as I've won already.

Let's not get nasty.

Venus in BLUE??? I think I can guess who's responsible for THIS!

Oh, what's your theory? I think maybe Bluebelle or Bludragon. It's NOT me.