h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

sweet! a hottub? this is quite nice...ill just take a little break from my lifeguarding duties---there dont seem to be any handsome hunks on the beach right now
-saffire
bytheway - heres a coke for whomever asked

Saffire - you're doing a GREAT job!! I think I'll give you a raise of twenty thousand Altarian dollars.
Irving - would it be possible to borrow your waiting staff? As the pool is built right next to the cafe, we could build a connecting corridor, so you can enjoy all the benefits of the cafe in the pool, and all the benefits of the pool in the cafe.

enjoying the benefits of the pool in the cafe? somehow that doesnt seem to make sense...
-saffire

Thanks for that coke saffire

Hmmm... I'll start working on my end of the corridor in just a bit (after I've ACEd a little)

~Irving

I'll help with the corridor - the newbies are playing hard to get today...

Taipan got 'em all, apparently!

I hope they're not compiling a league table... *picks up a pick-axe and starts knocking a hole in the wall* Is this where you want the corridor?

I'm not sure where it's supposed to meet up on this side... I've started my end, over at the Aroma. I think you can just knock holes in the wall until we find where it's supposed to come out on my side

~Irving

And if we end up with two corridors, so much the better!

One can be for "staff only"

~Irving

Oh no! The ACEs are all conspiring.....

*looks around suspiciously*

Well, us non-ACE researchers are just going to build our own tunnel! SO there!

*Produces large comedy mallet and knocks a really rather larger than neccesary hole in the nearest available wall*

Sorry, wrong wall....

*Bashes a hole in the RIGHT wall this time, and then continues on his merry demolition of the pool*

I don't understand why you can't just walk through the walls, Oh yeah, you can't manipulate time like me

Oh and by the way techni, your supposed to be making this corridor at the pool side level, not the pool bottom level

I don't know, give him a mallet and he's happy for hours!

*Helena wanders through a hole in a wall, dressed in her ever so cute waitresses uniform.*
Hello, just popped by on my lunch break! *she unzips revealing an even cuter little 2 piece, and makes and elegant dive into the pool, and surfacces after a couple of lengths*
Its been ages since I've been swimming, come on in the waters lovely!!

And that's not the only thing that's lovely, my friend. Well, I had hoped for a more elegant corridor than a series of gurt big holes, but I can't complain. Welcome to the cafe, and cafe, welcome to the pool. Anyone got a ribbon? No? Okay, I'll borrow a towel.
*staples towel to either side of hole and hands Helena a pair of scissors.*
Could you kindly cut the towel and say "I now declare this hole open"?

Which hole, there's three of them!

Urm, all of them. It's a very big towel.

I declare this hole open, and if anyone makes a dirty joke of that I'll stick these scisors somewhere painful!! Can i borrow half this towel, Venus is making a spectacle of her self again (Helena is left trampled in the rush as the men run to veiw !!)

Of course you can use the towel to strangle the Venus - I mean, cover-up the Venus. Good idea, too.

Why have you just declared all three hole open, I could have told you that when those nutters started swinging axes and mallets!

I must say that your open holes are a bit too wide (I'm a skeleton with a distinct lack of painfull areas!)