h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Of course the holes are open, they wouldn't be holes otherwise, would they?

I seem to have caused an extra hole. When I said "Staff Only", I meant it was for the Pool and Café staff to use to bring drinks and goodies, and chlorine or whatever. Do ACEs count as "Staff"? We're volunteers!

~Irving

That Bill Odie gets everywhere!!

Um... this is a carry over from The Brain's forum, right?

*wanders out of one of the holes*
Great, you managed to knock in one of the kitchen walls, too... has anyone here ordered that french toast here?

*puts french toast down and starts absentmindedly to undress*
no?

*realises she's forgotten her bathing suit, grabs apron and rushes off through the hole again*

*eyes get all big*

*innocently* I'll take some french toast, please.

~Irving

Do you mind? This is a respectable establishment!
*looks around him*
Sorry, I don't know why I said that - I must be thinking of somewhere else.

Hmmm, that gives me an Idea, whose for midnight skinny dip then?? Helena slips out of her uniform again, lays it over one of the loungers (From which she'd borrowed the towel of the person who thought they would bag it...) And has another couple of laps whilst its still nice out.

Beaker nervously sidles in with his new lilo...

It's only my second time by the pool, but if its respectable here I don't know if it's worth my while staying...

Play with me uncle beaker??

It's not TOO respectable. If you want, there's a café next door with a live statue who tends to choose... revealing poses.

~Irving

Ok H!!!

But we can only play with the lilo in the leisure pool....

* SPLASH!!!! *

Hey, and a waitress who will remove her uniform at a moments notice, but even when its on it doesn't cover much!!

What's this? Mixed bathing? That's not very wholesome, is it? And I've never seen so many semi-naked people! You may all call it "swimming", but I call it FILTH!!!

I call it the breaststroke!! (Smirk)

Now there's a thought... Um... Helena??

Liar, i know what you really think (but she pushes him in the pool anyway, whilst jumping in herself...)

*splashes around in a panic, before standing up and realising that the water is only 3 feet deep*
You might have let me change into my swimming costume first.

No, no, that would habe been to revealing and would have compromised your morals. We wouldn't want that!

~Irving

*peeks out of the hole in something which might go under the name of bathing suit somewhere*
breaststroke? You'd need water for that, Beaker ...
*pushes him in after Helena, grinning mischieviously*
*sits down poolside*
Irv, did you eat that French toast, or should I take it to the sewer and make some fresh sometimes?

Oh yes - good point.
*climbs out of pool, squelches over to wall and erects a sign saying "Patrons are requested to remain fully dressed at all times."*