h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We can use these dinky plastic ones!! Can I just say I would love to enter DR E for the Bikini contest as its one of my abitions to get him into my Bikini.... Or am I in the wrong Forum again??

Yes, you're in the wrong forum, but you can enter him if you'd like!
And you can have a glass in the pool if you'd like one, I'm -definately- celebrating!

She might have trouble entering me, unless you know something I don't.... nah hah hah hah hah. Oh, wrong forum.

Champagne?

Oh, thank you!

Oh, you want a glass... *Looks Disapointed*

Well, what else am I going to drink it out of? *raises one eyebrow*

cheers to Bluebottle!
*shakes (blue) bottle of Champagne, aiming at the 'regulars' and opening it*

*Bluebottle is soaked, but gets his revenge with the water-cannon*

Watch it, man, you're going to water down the drinks!

Hey, Helena! Before you were perfectly content to bill yourself as very attractive, but recently I've noticed you being very modest and even self-conscious... why the change?

~Irving

*Bluebottle stops shooting people to hear the answer*

Someone tip some bubbly in the pool, i could do with cleaning out my gills.
Are fish alowed in the swimsuit comp, I do happen to have a rather sexy little number...oops, I'm not sure if there even is a forum for that kind of thing.
What the hell happened to the jelly beans?
*uses extreamly strong tail to thwack a large chunk of DH at Catz Eyes*

*slides through the tunnel after flying off of the slin n' slide over by the beach*

Hey, so this is where everyone went. If you still have some bubbly I'll have a glass.

*jumps in pool and splashes about*

*realizes that Helena is about to say something profound and stops the splashing about*

*SW steps into the pool area*
So, where is this profound statement that is about to be made? Or, did I come in late again . . .

No, the drum is still rolling...

i shall wait as well
-saffire

During this lull in procedings some of you may want to swim over to my new yarn on "Water-Guns"

It has been floated at http://www.h2g2.com/A225532

Thanks, Obviously pretending to be a vacuous tart so that people don't feel out intellected by their waitress has worked.
And as for my change in tone, I must be attractive as I have no problems atracting poeple, just personally I have no bloody idea what it is they would see in me. Other than my cleavage.
A woman who is fluent in a least five languages last night told me you can learn all the language you need in bed. That is a good aproach to learning I feel.
Now was that really worth the wait??
I thought not.

Thankyou for your kind words, Helena.
Has anyone worked out where Antartica went? I think it went to the Isle of Wight. Every good continent goes to the Isle of Wiht on holiday.

ah well it was, even well known elementary facts sometimes are profound ... but I think they see the cleavage on you, and in you whatever fits their dreams.
some profound waiting just ended, so:

*happily throws that smelly piece of DH back in the sewer at last and poses for Bluebottle to get soaked again* - You wouldn't want me to dive into the pool with that smell on me, would you now?

k*