A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks & Beach
That was profound?
Something Witty Posted Dec 10, 1999
I have to say that while that was very true, I wouldn't naturally call it profound. Then again, I am not one to speak for I am always at the loss of something profound to say.
*swims over to the water cannons and begins shooting Bluebottle*
I prefer to think that actions speak louder than words.
That was profound?
Bluebottle Posted Dec 10, 1999
*Bluebottle is drenched and starts to cry, but just when everyone starts to feel sorry for him, he suddenly has an evil look on hi sface, stops his bluff, and soaks everyone with his water cannon.*
Ho ho ho ho ho!!!
(Normally says "Ha ha ha ha ha" but that isn't seasonal enough... Hang on, water cannons aren't seasonal either...)
*throws a snowball at Something Witty*
That was profound?
Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 10, 1999
Is there any champagne left? I think I missed the celebrations... as usual...
That was profound?
Mrs V Posted Dec 10, 1999
I didn't claim to be speaking profoundities, I was merely answering Irvs perfectly resonable question. I'm a student actress and waitress for F'''s sake, what the hell did you expect kirkegaard??
(For at forlova dit sjel er at være forfastet.)
That was profound?
Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 10, 1999
Well I thought it was profoundly profound in all its profundity. So there 
That was profound?
Mrs V Posted Dec 10, 1999
Thank you. Sorry to get a bit stroppy there, I think I get rather defensive about the fact that I'm thick as mince.
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 10, 1999
Could be worse .. you could be as thin as Kate Moss (eerrggh!!)
That was profound?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 10, 1999
Easy now, calm, calm..... deep breaths.... there. What does "For at forlova dit sjel er at være forfastet" mean?
That was profound?
Roasted Amoeba Posted Dec 10, 1999
Well, there's a conclusive argument that you are not thick.
You are on H2G2...
Doesn't that settle it?
That was profound?
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 10, 1999
..."my hovercraft is full of eels"....
Back to the pool
Bluebottle Posted Dec 10, 1999
I'd've thought so. Now if you don't mind, I've an inflatable dolphin to play with. *Jumps into the fun pool and cllimbs on the giant, floating dolphin*
Back to the pool
kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) Posted Dec 10, 1999
*dives in at far end, swims underwater and pulls plug of dolphin* 
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 10, 1999
Are you deliberately trying to be annoying?
Hmm.... I wonder if I could chuck you out?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 10, 1999
You think that's bad? How do you think the dolphin feels about it?
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 10, 1999
Yeh - it's horrible when someone's fiddles with your air valve when you're in the water...
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 10, 1999
I don't know - he seems to be whistling for titbits and attempting to whistle the Star Spangled banner whilst doing a backwards summersault through a hoop.
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 10, 1999
Yeah - and will you stop that Dr EV!
Just swim across and put the plug back in the dolphin.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 10, 1999
*Plugs the dolphin back in, but returns to the water cannon - and soaks eveyone, just to make sure no-one'll do it again!*
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- 181: Something Witty (Dec 10, 1999)
- 182: Bluebottle (Dec 10, 1999)
- 183: Roasted Amoeba (Dec 10, 1999)
- 184: Mrs V (Dec 10, 1999)
- 185: Roasted Amoeba (Dec 10, 1999)
- 186: Mrs V (Dec 10, 1999)
- 187: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 188: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 189: Roasted Amoeba (Dec 10, 1999)
- 190: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 191: Bluebottle (Dec 10, 1999)
- 192: kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 193: Bluebottle (Dec 10, 1999)
- 194: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 195: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 196: Bluebottle (Dec 10, 1999)
- 197: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 198: Bluebottle (Dec 10, 1999)
- 199: kats-eyes (psychically confirmed caffeine addict) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 200: Bluebottle (Dec 10, 1999)
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