A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks & Beach
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Venus in spirit Posted Dec 14, 1999
EEeeeww, keep that water cannon away from me. Swimming pool water dries up my skin.
(Sets up deckchair beside the pool and relaxs, dozing off, unaware that her revealing bikini is distracting the lads somewhat)
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 14, 1999
Oh dear. Well, welcome to the pool, my Venii friend. At the moment there is a truce - but it is apparently my destiny to hate you after New Year. I'm suer you understand what a burden it is 
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 14, 1999
Hooray! Another Venus!
You may or may not have heard that I am working on a campaign to ban swimming costumes. DOWN WITH THE SWIMMING COSTUMES!
I would be obliged if you co-operated.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 14, 1999
It seems that not many people are that fond of removing swimming costumes - we'll have to wait until after the bikini competition for that, I think.
If you want to enter - hurry!
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saffire Posted Dec 15, 1999
im confused - is there more than one venus?
and hey how is the competition going?
more importantly - any studly male contestants i could set my eyes on?
-saffire
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Krunchy Posted Dec 15, 1999
*wonders in from the hole to the cafe and sets up a sun lounger next to the pool and lies down on it*
ahh this is the life 
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 15, 1999
The bikini competition is at:
http://www.h2g2.com/A229367
Everyone make sure you go there to see if you're in it or not!
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 15, 1999
At last! The H.R.A.S.C. homepage is up and running! Join up today
and make h2g2's bathing areas a safer place!
http://www.h2g2.com/A229303
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Donne Posted Dec 17, 1999
Hello? No one seems to be at the pool today. And there's no lifeguard on duty! Do I dare take a swim? Are there sharks iin there? There really should be a lifeguard on duty at all times!
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Courtesy38 Posted Dec 17, 1999
*runs in from the tunnels*
Sorry got side tracked. Wow there really isn't anyone here? Well let's check for Sharks.
*peers into pool*
Looks okay, it must be the lack of swimming apparel If you feel like swimming I'll make sure you don't drown, or get molested by Sharks.
Courtesy the brave
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 17, 1999
It depends what your wearing, just don't provoke the sharks by wearing anything.
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Donne Posted Dec 17, 1999
I appreciate the offer, oh brave one. Think I'll go work oon my home page for a while, though. If you enjoy bad poetry, or write any of your own, stop by!
*heads for the tunnels*
See you at the beach later!
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Courtesy38 Posted Dec 17, 1999
As a loyal member of HRASC the only suit I'm wearing is my Birthday Suit
However, I'm a little miffed by the lack of lifeguards
Courtesy
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 17, 1999
In my capacity as official beach lifeguard, I'm sure I can be a pool lifeguard as well.
*climbs the big stepladder-with-a-chair-on-top contraption for pool lifeguards and sits on top, twirling his whistle*
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Courtesy38 Posted Dec 17, 1999
*jumps in pool and splashes about. Realizes that splashing in a pool is much more fun when people are splashing with you, get's out and heads for the beach*
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 17, 1999
PHEEEEEEEEEP!!!!
*points accusingly at Courtesy*
I'm getting good at this.
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Courtesy38 Posted Dec 17, 1999
*looks around ... notices lifeguard on duty .... ... runs around pool then jumps into the pool right in front of the Life Guard seat*
*splash, splash, splash*
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saffire Posted Dec 17, 1999
im a lifeguard and HERE I AM!
here to save anybody
so what hrasc?
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- 241: ReapeR (Weevium Mortus Eradicus) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 242: Bluebottle (Dec 13, 1999)
- 243: Venus in spirit (Dec 14, 1999)
- 244: Bluebottle (Dec 14, 1999)
- 245: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 246: Bluebottle (Dec 14, 1999)
- 247: saffire (Dec 15, 1999)
- 248: Krunchy (Dec 15, 1999)
- 249: Bluebottle (Dec 15, 1999)
- 250: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 15, 1999)
- 251: Donne (Dec 17, 1999)
- 252: Courtesy38 (Dec 17, 1999)
- 253: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 17, 1999)
- 254: Donne (Dec 17, 1999)
- 255: Courtesy38 (Dec 17, 1999)
- 256: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 17, 1999)
- 257: Courtesy38 (Dec 17, 1999)
- 258: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 17, 1999)
- 259: Courtesy38 (Dec 17, 1999)
- 260: saffire (Dec 17, 1999)
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