h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd help, but though I'm in three cults, none of them has made me rainmaker, so I can't exactly fill the pool on my own

I've got a idea! Watch!

*Goes over to the water cannon and starts spraying it into the pool, completely blind to the fact that the pump takes water FROM the pool*

Soon have it full again......

Alternatively we could use the water from the waterworks, sadly negelcted, fountain to fill the pool again.

I think watching Techni fill it up sounds like fun, but being immortal gives me lots of patients

Most of it should just flood back (taking some people with it ) then we can form a bucket chain from the cafe and all should be well for the midnight skinny dip

It doesn't seem to be getting any fuller...... that's strange.

Keep going, these things take time*tries to hide an evil smirk behind an innocent smile*

So how does a skeleton smile then? Well it's natural I suppose. Alright then, how do you do different smiles?

I know you're here to take the soul of my Amoeba friend!!!
(Do Amoebas have souls?)

I'm not #here# to take his soul, I exist to take his soul. Well not take, more like release, anyway he is not due to die for some time I just wanted to scare someone and with all that paranoia he seemed like a prime suspect

And in answer to my smiling, well I've been around for a long time So there.
*and with that he gives Techni a blast with his stupidly over powered water cannon*

D'oh! There goes even more water! Urm Techni are you OK?

*Technicoloryawn stumbles back through a fresh (and the fifth I think) hole in the wall*

*Has had enough of a half-empty pool, so gets the engineers to fix the cannon so it works normally - and then throws engineer into the sewer.*

*Staggers out of the hole with his face blacked and clothes ripped in a comedy manner*

Come in?

*collapses*

Spoil sport

You too look as if you could do with a relaxing swim.
*Shoots TechicolorYawn to wash the dirt off him.*

Choke! Spluter!

Uhh?

There there Techni, here have a knockout juice.

Spluter: Sploo-ter n. One who splutes.


Splute: Sploot v. To shoot recumbent h2g2 researchers with high-powered water cannons on the pretence of "washing" them.

Thanks for the drink (glug)

*almost does a Rahul and just keeps the toxic liquid in*

(For those of you not ReapeR, private joke, you wouldn't understand).

What do you mean pretence? He cleaned all that rubble and dust off you didn't he?

Almost does a Rahul? It's only 1:20! At least he had the decency to do it at night time!

Yes, but he hadn't just recovered from being blasted through the wall of a virtual swimming pool into a virtual Cafe by a member of the Goon show wielding a water-cannon.