h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We could organise a sort of Miss World thing. Although it would probably be called Miss h2g2, which somehow doesn't have the same ring to it.

If it isn't you, Bluebottle, then it's someone who wants to mess with you. Of couse, I already called Skeleton Teaserman, so it'd be unfair to call him Venus in Blue as well... but it could be his sense of humor... I suspect someone in NAVAL (not someone in the forum, someone in the actual club...)

~Irving

Anyone seen my penguin? He/she/it is black and white, tall and is named Fred/Fredda/Fredit.

Ran away yesterday. Dodgy kippers

That could be any one of a million penguins around here. How tall is he/she/it?

Does she really think I'd be jealous of that?? Hmm, and Dr E, shouldn't you be standing up for me... not that way you dirty boy, wrong forum!

190cms, erect, Dr E.

Nice .... um, frock Helena

I also see penguins all around me, where are you?

I *am* standing up for you, H... oh, wrong forum. You haven't seen a six foot penguin around (by which I mean a penguin that is six feet tall, not a penguin with six feet)?

*runs to the second island and starts shooting back using cloke as a make shift gun shield*

*after a quick volly he swings the gun arround and straffs the pool side occupants*

Wahoo! Total chaos!!

Arrrgh!

*gets blasted off his island by a well aimed shot in the side if the head by Bluebottle*

*drips*
good for you you missed my coffee, ReapeR!

*suspiciously eyes a heavy black cloak sinking to the bottom of the pool*
*a fishy head pops out of the water and fixes the pool side occupants with a cod stare*

never seen such wet land lubbers! hahha hahhaahhaaah glob glob!
anyone lost a penguin, one seems to have got friendly with the polar bear outside.
could i have some jelly bellies, David Hasslehoff doesn't taste very nice

tuna

Polar bears don't eat penguins, they can't get the wrappers off!
Hxx

*Tries to hide from the random torrents of water behind the now cloakless ReapeR, before realising the vital drawback of hiding from a water-jet behind a skeleton*

Yes, well, there are plenty of cannons - and they can't reach you if you go in the olymipc swimming pool that is just for swimming. Who would want to go to a swimming pool to swim? Splashing is much more fun!
*Aims at ReapeR but he skillfully dodges the blast*

*returns in a wetsuit, snorkel and flippers* Right, cover me, I'm going in.

Are you sure you've got the flippers on the right feet?

*looks down* Umm, yes..... I've just got them on back to front.

I thought something was odd....
BTW - does anyone seriously want a virtual bikini competition? (Which blokes can enter to, to avoid being sexist.)

*lazily floats around in the swimming pool, oblivious to all the fuss going on around him...*

Devonshire whipped cream, anyone?

Hello Boys!!