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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Nov 19, 1999
What is that pink meat like subtance known as Spam? Is it truley a biological product? Does it come from this plane of exsistance? What does it taste like?
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%The Calamitous Cranium Boy Who Just got his first approved article (eight weeks ago!!) ~/^Þ Posted Nov 19, 1999
Haven't I allready been through this on the baseball team thingy? Just put me down as a link to my page. Oh, and I've decided to put a % in my name so that people will know who I am no matter how long it has been since they've seen me.
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%The Calamitous Cranium Boy Who Just got his first approved article (eight weeks ago!!) ~/^Þ Posted Nov 19, 1999
Hey Marv, long time no see. From what I've heard. Spam is basically canned hot dogs. But then that really dosn't tell you much, now does it.
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Peregrin Posted Nov 19, 1999
SPAM stands for something, but I can't remember what. It was popular in the UK during the war, when hardly any meat could be found; it was basically all the castoffs (udders, skin, gristle, brain) minced up together, so you didn't notice.
Cupid, I think that nobody is in charge of producing spam at the moment, that is why you're not being given any. You'll have to volunteer, or find somebody to volunteer, to be the butcher or something.
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%The Calamitous Cranium Boy Who Just got his first approved article (eight weeks ago!!) ~/^Þ Posted Nov 19, 1999
Peregrin.... you... are... evolving!?! It's nice to know that I'm not alone.
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Nov 19, 1999
I am just philosophising, *I* know of spam, but not of the philosophical Spam.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Nov 19, 1999
It's ironic, Cupid Stunt, that you chose to make that comment about spam never being served here just below Bluebottle's spamming! Besides, I gave you spam in another forum, you have but to look!
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Cupid Stunt Posted Nov 20, 1999
I'm pink therfore I'm Spam.
Spam Stands for Spiced Pork and hAM.
Bizzare!
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 20, 1999
He asked for spam, so I spammed him. 
You don't really have to go there, unless you want to.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 1, 1999
Well, Peta, truth is, we've got more staff than customers (I should change the "Now Hiring" sign). We'd love to have you, though... would you rather work or consume?
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Dec 1, 1999
I'm not staff, I'm a customer and also a local cake provider
ginger cake today
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Dec 1, 1999
Hey Cupid, I think I saw a SPAM go running off in that direction.
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Icarus Posted Dec 2, 1999
Double mocha, shot of amaretto. And a...Hey, are those cakes fresh baked?
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 2, 1999
one double amaretto mocha coming up 
, and yes, everything here is freshly baked 
~Irving
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Venus In Cornflowers Posted Dec 2, 1999
Mmmmm...what's that lovely smell? Apple pie...or is it...?
Do the employees around here get meals provided whilst on duty? If so, I'd like to apply for the position of...erm...
...what position could you offer me Irving?
Viccy
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- 141: Bluebottle (Nov 19, 1999)
- 142: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Nov 19, 1999)
- 143: %The Calamitous Cranium Boy Who Just got his first approved article (eight weeks ago!!) ~/^Þ (Nov 19, 1999)
- 144: %The Calamitous Cranium Boy Who Just got his first approved article (eight weeks ago!!) ~/^Þ (Nov 19, 1999)
- 145: Peregrin (Nov 19, 1999)
- 146: %The Calamitous Cranium Boy Who Just got his first approved article (eight weeks ago!!) ~/^Þ (Nov 19, 1999)
- 147: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Nov 19, 1999)
- 148: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Nov 19, 1999)
- 149: Cupid Stunt (Nov 20, 1999)
- 150: Bluebottle (Nov 20, 1999)
- 151: Cupid Stunt (Nov 20, 1999)
- 152: Peta (Dec 1, 1999)
- 153: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 1, 1999)
- 154: AEndr, The Mad Hatter (Dec 1, 1999)
- 155: Cupid Stunt (Dec 1, 1999)
- 156: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Dec 1, 1999)
- 157: Icarus (Dec 2, 1999)
- 158: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 2, 1999)
- 159: Venus In Cornflowers (Dec 2, 1999)
- 160: Icarus (Dec 2, 1999)
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