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Nope

*enters*

hello!! i was told to report here!!

Right sit down I have to swear you in

*sits*

right read this please


*passes over a peice of paper*

*piece of paper has " I solemnly swear to do whatever Nuge tells me, regardless of stupidity etc. I, [insert name here] do solemnly swear that my life is forfeit to Nuge, at least in a cyberspace sense. I, [insert name here] do swear this, being of at least partially sound mind, and being of sound typing/voice recognition software using/secretary bossing (delete as appropriate) ability, and will help the Clique in any way possible, promising to adhere to all rules, regulations, and orders thought up at the last second by a partially deranged senior officer, without question, except, in the case, for instance, of being told to jump, the question "How High?".
Signed,
[insert name, signature (and (optional, but preferred) credit card number and pin) here]" written on it.*

I solemnly swear to do whatever Nuge tells me, regardless of stupidity etc. I, Zem do solemnly swear that my life is not forfeit to Nuge, at least in a cyberspace sense. I, Zem do swear this, being of at least partially sound mind, and being of voice recognition software using ability, and will help the Clique in any way possible, promising to adhere to all rules, regulations, and orders thought up at the last second by a partially deranged senior officer, without question, except, in the case, for instance, of being told to jump, the question "How High?". Maybe.

Signed, Zem

You said "except", I don't accept that. Grr...

He not only said his life was not forfeit to me, but also, I quote, "and orders thought up at the last second by a partially deranged senior officer, without question, except, in the case, for instance, of being told to jump, the question "How High?". Maybe.", thinking I wouldn't notice. Proof read it.

ok ok my life is forfeit blah blah blah...

Good enough for me.

<<>>


*walks in, dusts off, blah, blah, blah, Cal gets slapped awake, Zem gets hit, all goes on happily, Nuge leaves*

*falls off his chair*


What was that for?

*coughs on the dust*

Its a bit dusty on these threads. I'm tidying them up a bit. The Clique lives again! You up for the regeneration of the Clique forces? We need you on board again, cal.

sure

since all I've been doing is sitting around here watching the dust gather

Yeah, I suppose that could be a problem. I have to reopen all the threads on here, and my hands are all dusty from it. Did we sort that pillock Zem out yet?

*pokes the nearest skelington* looks that way

*laughs* Okay. Hopefully the Founding Three will be back together shortly, and I've sent a dispatch to my Friends list about the regeneration. Clean up in here a bit, will you? *walks away* Want some coffee? Or tea?

*starts to dust*


aye go on then