A Conversation for Ask h2g2

What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 1

Hoovooloo


What do we want? TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it? Doesn't really matter, does it?

What do we want? A cure for Tourettes!
When do we want it? C*&T!

What do we want? A cure for Alzheimers!
When do we want it? Want what?

What do we want? A cure for Dyslexia!
When do we want it? Won!

What do we want? A cure for ADHD!
When do we want it? Ooh, look, a squirrel!

What do we want? Procrastination!
When do we want it? Tomorrow will do.

What do we want? Evidence-based change!
When do we want it? After Peer Review.

What do we want? Moderation!
When do we want it? Within a reasonable time frame.

What do we want? More gags along these lines.
When do we want it? As soon as you can come up with or steal any and post them in reply to this.


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 2

swl

What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After dinner.


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 3

Beatrice

What do we want? Civilised discourse
When do we want it? Today would be ideal, but I'm happy for you to double check your own schedule and we'll identify a mutually convenient time slot.


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 4

Icy North

What do we want? Innuendo.
When do we want it? Ooo, cheeky!


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 5

Hoovooloo

What do we want? STOP!
When do we want it? Hammer time!


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 6

swl

or vice versa


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Post 7

Geggs

What do we want? Civil disobedience
When do we want it? I'd rather not say, if you don't mind.


Geggs


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 8

HonestIago

What do we want? Better hearing aids.
When do we want it? Speak up!


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 9

Geggs

What do we want? The time.
When do we want it? On the third stroke.


Geggs


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 10

Pink Paisley

What do we want? Innuendo!
When do we want it? On the third stroke.

PP.


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Post 11

Pink Paisley

What do we want? Peace and quiet!
When do we want it?

PP.


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Post 12

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

To Stop guessing the future! What do we want?

nbb

Why do I see Geggs scurrying around grabbing things for QoTD?
smiley - winkeye


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 13

HonestIago

When do we want it? Now!
What do we want? To stop temporal paradoxes.


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 14

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

We do we want? To not want things!
When do we want it? Whenever we don't!


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 15

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

dammit, what!


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 16

Beatrice

What do we want? More QOTDs
When do we want them? 'ang on, I'll just post an Ask thread.


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 17

Geggs

What do we want? For people to stop questioning our motives.
When do we want them? Why do you ask?


Geggs


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 18

Nosebagbadger {Ace}

What do we want? Drinking!
When do we want it? feiffenakfnekafm laafe, you're the greatest smiley - ale


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 19

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

What do we want? A new clock.
When do we want it? We won't know until after it comes.


What do we want? When do we want it?

Post 20

Reality Manipulator

What do we want? Bags and bags of patience.
When do we want it? We want it right now and we are not waiting another second for it.


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