h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What do we want? Honest politicians and the triumph of true love.
When do we want it? When there's ice skating in H*ll.

What do want? Jelly and ice cream.
When do we want it? Everyday at time time.

At Time Time? When's that?

That was meant to be tea time.

"What do we want? Honest politicians and the triumph of true love.
When do we want it? When there's ice skating in H*ll."

But there already is ice skating in Hull http://www.hullcc.gov.uk/hullarena

That autism was a U, right?

The asterisk was supposed to be an "e"

I have no idea where she word autism came from in my last post- I intended to type asterisk

What do we want? More typos
When do we want them? xfdufduif

My typos used to be legendary arouns here. Once, when I was the sports reporter for , I wrote a match report after six hours in the pool hall, and it included the phrase "Both of England's gals were scored by modfielders"

What do we want? Gifts to celebrate birthdays and Christmas
When do we want them? Presently

What do we want? Compilation albums of what I call music!
When do want them? ...













About every four months since 1983...

Research for the above gag revealed the following stats:
The last Now compilation on vinyl was number 35, in 1996.
Just five were released on Minidisc between 1999 and 2001.
The first one available as a download was number 62, in 2005.
The very next one, 63, was the last one released on cassette.

What do we want? A glass of milk
When do we want it? When the cows come home...

What do we want? A collection of hits from Kate Smith's old radio show.
When do we want it? When the moon comes over the mountain.

What do we want? A Neil Young record
When do we want it? After the Gold Rush

What do we want? More vacation!
When do we want it? After sick leave!

What do we want? Some freshly caught haddock.
When do we want it? When the boat come in.

What do we want? A drunken sailor
When do we want it? Early in the morning