h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I of course would like a mammoth. A real one would be too big, so I want a small one, about the size of a cat.

I would house train it and let him stomp around downstairs and eat stuff in the garden.

I briefly pondered a modified that might actually listen to the wants of its carer. But as that is so contrary to nature,
it might cause all of reality (what-ever that might be) to become even more seriously warped.

Either...

A teeny weeny ickle horse the size of a hampster.

Or...

A feck off massive big hampster the size of a horse.

Or both?

Better not.

An octopussy: a creature with 8 legs and 9 lives would be wondrous indeed.

Pussies galore!

~jwf~

*Is this thread a test of the surreal theory that some or even all threads co-exist in an osmotic ether of sameness? Is this thread in cosmic-league with another? Hmm.. http://h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F19585?thread=8286410&skip=0&show=20 ~jwf~

A bonsai kitten

Shoggoth.

A house trainable orang-utang. And a cold weather resistant banana plant, otherwise it'll get expensive.

sprout

A tribble. Or a couple. Maybe three or four. Half a dozen...

I would be afraid, very afraid of a horse sized hamster

A sloth would be cool - it could make our cats look active.

Why bother genetically engineering anything when we already have cats and horses?

Because we don't have shoggoths or giant hampsters.

And because I do love the beauty of horses, but have nowhere to 'house' a full-sized one. A lovely little thing of perhaps one-hand height would do well enough in our home though. Lots of room to run about and play with the

A totie wee ickle horse running in a little wheel. Awww!.

Oh but ours is a tidy bungalow, with lots of open floor and a nice long hallway for such a little critter to get a good
run on and frisk about.

an anti allergy but not hairless.

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