h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah? Well we don't want your sort of cheerful piano-based pop around 'ere. Sling yer 'ook!

I'm Elton too.




and two other tefkats are still logged in.

is that like a Dried frog pill? Mmmm, frogs.

Looks like we've got an invasion on our hands!

I'm Elton too, and i don't have a hook.

To get rid of Drop Dead Fred you have to kiss him and say "Drop Dead Fred", so logically, You have to kiss Elton and say "You should never of Felt them Elton" (well it rhymes} and he will go away.

But perhaps, as there appear to be so many Eltons popping up now, a simple bazooka would be more effective.

I'm Spartacus!



er, i mean, tefkat.



uhm, thingummy, you know, whosit....

*puckers up*

Come on then sweetie. if you dare...

*Stubbornly resisting the pressure to become Elton John too.*

Aaahm a rocket man, ooooo

where's that Big Green Smiley when you need him?

No... must resist...

I'm not Elton!

I'm not Elton!

I'm...
...still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor
Feeling like a little kid

We are the Elton. Resistance is futile.

oh no trin, you've started me singing "Yellow brick road". that's it for the rest of the day now.

Yeees. That's where you've finally decided your future lies. Right. Right. Oooooo.

(seems to be the hardest word)

I abhor Elton John and all his post-80s works. I refuse to share head-space with the man.


Geggs

Geggs. Researcher 201647. You will be assimilated.

I'm too young to be Elton, can I be Gary Barlow???

Deakie, your musical and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own.