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A cat with a ball in its mouth.

Not what you might think at all. Eyebrows and eyes





I earned my soubriquet almost three decades ago, before it came to mean what your mind is picturing.

A cat looking for her ideal mate

On the other hand - when did any self-respecting cat ever resist temptation?

A Dominatrix and her Dog

Just remember this and you won't go far wrong:


Dogs have masters. Cats have slaves.

Cat with bird in its mouth coming through cat flap.

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