h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hang on! I'm not even sure I can take responsibility for that!

I blame 2legs for deniability of culperability

I blame 2legs for the lack of travel-related things in my journal lately. Maybe also for abrupt endings in my journal, too.

I blame 2legs that I'm unable to blame him on BYC during the site conversion. I further blame him that I went into detail about not being able to blame him there (not on any official conversion-related threads, though, I'm not totally insane! For which I blame 2legs )

I blame 2legs for 220 new posts here that I can't be bothered to read...

I blame 2legs for the lack of guinness/beer at bowling tonight.... and my consequently low score in the second game due to sobriety

I blame him for Jared Kushner (demon love child)

I blame 2legs for ... more medications

More medications or over medication?

My country has legalized medical marijuana and is well on it's way to decriminalizing it.

Thanks 2legs.

A street cleaning vehicle has been down our road at least three times in the last hour. I blame 2legs for whatever made it necessary for the vehicle to come along that often.

I also blame 2legs for the disconnection between eyes, brain and mouth last night. I recognised the words that I wanted to read out, but I couldn't say them. I had to slow my speech down to allow time for the signals to pass from brain to mouth.

I blame 2legs for the coffee getting cold as it takes me ages to drink it. For Simba looking at me to be fed, but I have fed him. For pain medication that does not work and for not being able to walk in a straight line.

I blame 2legs for beer festavils. and hangovers.

I blame 2Legs for the weather forecasters getting their forecasts wrong as it is supposed to be sunny today and it's raining.

I blame 2legs for the weather forecasters not differentiating between liquid and non-liquid sunshine

I blame 2legs for the sunshine and humidity here and lack of rain . . .

I also blame 2legs for giant Whammy's full of underwear, which takes an hour to fold and sort out

I blame 2legs for 3 hot days and then pouring rain, or as we sometimes call it, "Summer".

I blame 2legs for no rain here - melting....

I also blame 2legs for my having to buy new jeans, due to a 4 inch change in my waist measurement.... downwards!

I blame 2legs for losing 4 inches from his waist and not sharing the secret.

I blame 2legs for hot flashes on warm days, and for hot flashes followed by feeling really cold. If I put on a top to make myself warmer, I get another hot flash almost immediately.

I also blame 2legs for the trouble I've been having typing this post. I've lost count of the number of corrections I've had to do.

Hot flushes! I blame 2legs for hot flushes and for cold flushes, and the abilit to be both in a hot flush and a cold flush at the same time (no I cna't work out how my body can do this, its... seriously odd...)

4" waist reduction; 3.5 months, 1510 KCal per day, and Exercise exercise and exercise (and drink beer... I'm sure that helps in some weird way...) 30 Lb down, 30 Lb left to go I blame 2legs for dieting

Reminds me of the day I was first placed on a watch list for type II diabetes.

I felt simultaneously hypoglglycemic and hyperglycemic.

It was very strange.

Diagnosis was confirmed about a year later.

Hot and cold flashes, usually associated with female menopause, usually estrogenic indications.