h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

These SOB tax-evading companies! So far I can't buy from amazon,boots,
cafe nero,starbucks etc. It's 2legs' fault that they're getting away with this and I'm running out of places to shop in.

Shop in them, there is no harm in shopping in them; Too many people have gotten overexicted with themselves, over these issues, and forgoten to see what the problem actually is... As usual its the government at fault, as it is their poorly written tax laws and regulations which makes the perfectly legal loop holes, for these companys to use with their clever accountants finding them... Individuals can do this too... if you know and can have the right expenses and way of paying tax

I blame 2legs for pain, nice, nice pain, loverly nice pain that lasts, and reminds one of how the painful thing was done...
I also balme 2legs for virile young men and virile older menm, and for liquid silk...
Oh, and I also blame 2legs for the fabulusly tasty cottage pie I made the other day, best I've ever done, as I took my time rather than rushing it... and for the final portion of it I had tonight, for dinner, not being quite* enough to fill me up

Shop in them? I'm already paying with my taxes for the infrastructure that allows them to make millions. I'm damned if I'm going to pay them money for overpriced bad coffee and dried-out cake, too.

Ubiquitous coffee houses aren't my thing thank bob

I blame 2legs for a marauding fox and bunged up ears.

If you could only pursuade the fox to maraud through your ears, they woudln't be bunged up!

I blame 2legs for William still being so gorgeous and for ... some other things too I also blame 2legs for supper consisting of two slices Danish bread, toasted, butter, some slices of Polish smoked ham, and some Polish smoked ham
I also blame 2legs for the TXT I just got, and its level of perversion

I blame 2legs for -10°C outside.

I blame 2legs that I have to wear a Harry Potter robe at my graduation later.

I blame 2legs for my failing to attend either of my two graduations at University

I blame 2legs that I'll miss Mala's graduation!

KB, I have a Troll bead bracelet. It's a sort of modern charm bracelet. My husband buys me a charm to represent certain occasions - like for our anniversary it was a little kilt. I can take your voucher if you like, and pass it on to him (though knowing R he'll obtain them not always from the main supplier....)

I didn't go to my graduation. It's all speeches anyway, so I told them to send me the piece of paper per mail. I don't think I missed anything.

Hope you're enjoying the day, Mal.

And you're welcome to the voucher Bea - I'll wing it your way in case it's any use.

But I blame 2legs that I now know what Troll beads are - they've lost that alluring mystique now!

I didn't miss the expense of my graduations.... Just to hire the gown was a fortune...
I blame 2legs for the cold, and my friend phoning me up and convincing me to go out to the pub in this cold tonight I also blame 2legs for m y needing to go shower, findin gsomthing warm to wear, and then knock up some filling warming beer absorbing food for dinner pierogi, mushroom, colslaw, and kiewlbasa I think... maybe with a bit of cheese too... cheese goes with anything... and should... I blame 2legs for my cheese addiction, my caffine addiction and my sex addiction, and hmmm... oh, what was I saying? I blame 2legs for how ones concentration can be ruined by thinkging about... certain things

I blame 2legs for the fact that I should probably go to bed.

Instead, I'm watching an odd 1948 war film. It seems to consist of people walking into rooms and someone shouting at them and chasing them back out.

I blame 2legs for procrastination and my unwillingness to cook for excessmas.

I blame 2legs for a clumsy attenpt to go down a step, leading to such agony in my lower back area

Looks like everyone is all happy, warm and cuddly-contended.
Bah, humbug!
I blame 2legs!
E.S.

I blame 2legs for salty sauce.

I blame 2legs for the lack of salty sauce in my life at the moment

I blame 2legs for lack of sleep They thought I was grumpy at work the last 2 days? Thats nothing....

I blame 2legs for neurotic dogs who bark at their breakfast at 7.30 AM and then visit everyone in the house to scrounge and beg for more food and for slow internet connections over the mobile wifi dongle thinggy...