h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the fact that I seem to have gotten pneumonia by falling off a horse.

Also for the fact that I spent too much money today, even though I've not started my new job yet. But I have gained warm winter riding boots and a hiking backpack.

I blame 2legs for my needing a hiking back-pack, to replace my one which is a bit on the small size.... I also blame 2legs for indescisions about what to cook for dinner... and for my not having a new back pack, or riding boots

I blame 2legs for having to take a blindfold to martial arts tomorrow

I blame 2legs for princess's habit of emptying my credit card when we're out shopping.

Today she managed to get a pair of shoes, some lightbulbs, lunch at the good sushi restaurant, a couple of avocados, donuts, cat food, cat treats and a rather expensive cat exercise thingamajig.

... and then she managed to get an advance of her allowance...

Oh well, I might as well see it as an advance of her inheritance...

I wrecklessly spent £0.99 on A CD today from EBay, though it was more than that in postage, and then went out and bought ham from the Polish supermarket, half a kilogram of stewing beef from the butchers, a loaf of bread and a pastey for myself and one for William, from the bakery, and spent £30 to buy two pairs of new, proper black, £20 per pair jeans, in a sale, so I blame 2legs for my thriftyness I also blame 2legs for my inability to find a coat/jacket I like, still and for the money I had to pay into* my bank, to enable my wallet to not be so overstuffed I also blame 2legs for the 2 LB in weight I've lost and the fact I've not had an alcoholic drink in over a month, and, for the entirely unrelated nature of these last two blames
I blame 2legs, furthermore, in advance, for my going out tomorrow night to the pub, and for my subsequent hangover Monday morning
But, and most of all, I blame 2leg for the months worth of laundry I have to do tomorrow; two or three loads of mixed colour general clothes, one load of white/light stuff, 1 load of bedding, and potentially if it won't fit in with the bedding, a load of towels too
But, even even more than that I blame 2legs for the usleless plummer who still hasn't got my new boiler fitted or got the radiators all finished, and who's lack of work means its cold in here with no heating

I blame 2legs for my flatmate, who once again has run the washing machine on a full, hot cycle for two towels, but always complains about the electric bill

I blame 2legs for the need to have TWO clean towels.



~jwf~

I blame 2legs for my having used all of my knickers, and so, with socks, they foremd an entire washing machine full/load, just of knickers and socks. then two loads of shirts, then a load of bedding and towels, then a load of trousers.

I blame 2legs for a build up of laundry

I blame 2legs for not finding the blame 2legs convo

I blame 2legs for my really really relaly wanting to buy this cordless, rechargible upright/stick vacuum cleaner, which is actually a 'hoover' I could really fly round the house with a cordless hoover and its on special offer I blame 2legs for my inability to decide

2012 was to be the year of Operation Education Minister, so called because its aim was to drastically cut the number of books I own.

And I've got rid of about 100! But I seem to have acquired about 400 other ones. I blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs that I just submitted a research proposal for a PhD. It must be his fault - no sane person would do such a thing!

Good luck with the proposal. I see your first degree is a BSc in Architecture so I suppose the proposal is filled with engineering and mathematics and possibly linked to a "green" theme (low carbon footprints etc).

I blame 2legs for the fact that Mala is probably secretly really excited about the PhD opportunity, but is too cool to let it show!

This is the PhD about the proposal to investigate the environmental impact and energy saving potential of badger-shaped and coloured buildings, pod-style living quarters, isn't it?
I blame 2legs for my sitting down to read. and then browsing CDs and things on Ebay for an hour instead the internet is stealing time!

I blame 2legs for my voice being gone. I can write messages for Tom and PaperKid, but neither Notepad nor the can read.

Actually, Stoneart, I've drifted sideways into archaeology now.

I blame 2legs for the fresh lamb I bought from the butchers today, and the fresh veg and duck eggs from the markekt stall, and for the smoked cheese and hams I bought from the deli at the little Polish supermarket...

I also blame 2legs for the Shepar'ds pie I made tonight with some of the veg and all of the lamb

I also blame 2legs for the menacing, lurking, ready to pounce hoover sitting in its charging unit in my bedroom, in front of the large speakers...

I blame 2legs for my contemplating making my own mincemeat which will involve plenty of

You mean the sweet sort don't you? for cakes...

I blame 2legs for there not being any cake or cakes in my house!