h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for procrastination, somewhat untidy Lair and the unlogicalness of macs...

I blame 2legs for television.. It has sunk to even greater lows than it had last time I watched, last Christmas/Jan

I blame 2legs for even more procrastination, ST:Voyanger, hunger, Zuma's Revenge and crazy cats.

I blame 2legs for even more tedious telivision and for my return to normality and going home back to Cambridge, tomorrow \christmas must be over...

I blame 2legs for Christmas holidays being over just when we finally have snow. And for me not being able to sleep tonight and having to get up at 6:30.

I blame 2legs for the strange range of people I know, and haven't seen for ages (sometimes decades plus), who I bumped into today on my way back To Cambridge...
First a girl I was at school with since age 5, (last seen probably when I was 16 or younger), then a lady who used to be friends with my Mother/family (not seen since I was err, 13 or 14), then a random bumping into a friend who I know as I came from teh station back to my house

I also blame 2legs for the smooth journey and for my being able to see William again for the first time in three weeks since before I went away for Christmas/new year

I also blame 2legs for the goodies I bought in the shops today, Ruski Pierogi, colslaugh, peppered/smoked Polish Ham, Gudar, cheddar, butter, coffee beans, ground coffee, kiewlbasa, eggs, mushrooms, onions, garlic,

I blame 2legs for a litre pot of fresh brewed coffee lasting only not quite one and a half hours this morning.
I also blame 2legts for the laundry I had, being two loads instead of one

I blame 2legs for the lack of blames.

I blame 2legs for him appearing in the Post and reminding me that this thread exists

I also blame him for CAMRA ringing me this morning, asking me for my university post code, saying they'd ring back and then disappearing, saying they'd ring later

I blame 2legs for people who think 'language evolves' is sufficient excuse for flagrantly misusing a word with a very clear definition ('totalitarian' in this case).

Right, and "literally"!

the fact that it always takes me three attempts to spell definitely correctly

Obviously, this was your third attempt!

it did actually take me three attempts to type it in there and I wasn't even trying to make an ironic joke to myself

Maybe if you try to spell it wrong the first time, you'll get it in one go!

Let's try - ndefientl - nope, no joy

I blame 2legs for the abscence of brunel - the one and only skin.

I don't want to read the Front Page, The Post etc in Pliny

here, here

There, there.

When I las looked brunel was still there.

I blame 2legs for ripping a hole into the sleeve of my jacket when I had to move out of the way of some children who just absolutely ignored me.