h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It doesn't like punctuation, maybe that's the problem.

Yes. you're probably right. But your name has an apostrophe too, and it works?

Ah, found a workaround. You're my , as always!

You have to put in the ASCII code instead - an apostrophe is '

Nope, tha made it worse, so it did. But anyway!

I blame 2legs for the fact that I worked a wild long day, feel like collapsing in front of the TV, but am about to go out with a running club.

Or if I back out of it after I've showered, that's his fault too.

And I blame 2legs for the fact that I drove all the way to the sports shop to buy a new inner tube for my bicycle, and it was too small...

I blame 2legs for the Halloween, smarties and tootsie pops still remaining after 70 trick or treaters visited.

Oh, and I also blame 2legs for making my return here.

Cynthesis!

Welcome back!

I blame 2legs for the fact that I didn't see you sooner...

I blame 2legs for people confusing ASCII code with XML code.

Hi, Cyn.

I blame 2legs for the fact that we had no trick-or-treaters, and that when I went to give away the sweets I'd bought to the role-playing group yesterday, I won second prize in the "best costume" competition, which was more sweets...

I blame 2legs for my being out when all the trickle treaters were doing the rounds, and for some of the atrocious 'costumes' I saw while I was out... black hoodie, bin bag and cheap mask does not a Hallowe'en costume make.

Cynthesis!!!

I blame 2legs for 6 teaspoons corriander seeds, 2.5 teaspoons cumin seeds, 2 teaspoons fenurgreek (methi) seeds, seeds from a dozen cardamon pods, and a dozen or so black peppercorns, and the time it took to grind them by hand in a pestal and morter after dry-frying them
I blame 2legs for the lack of cupbaord space in my spice cupboard.

Mala will know what I'm on about as she was there during its creation, but my favourite costume this year belonged to a friend of my daughters. It was a white T-shirt with the word "costume" written on it in black marker pen. And a "copyright Elliotts" (the local fancy dress shop) at the bottom.

I blame 2legs for Spice Girls earworms.

Traded RAGE in for Uncharted today and only got £6 for RAGE.
When I complained about it the guy said, blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for hangovers that don't live up to expectation given the amount of money they cost
I also blame 2legs for duck-egg omelettes with natural smoked, organic smoked chedder and for washing machines which look like they're not working, then spring into action and work

I blame 2legs for people being allergic to kittehs and for foggy weather.

I blame 2legs for conflicting information about when we have to hand in our paper, and what's even meant to be in it!

I blame 2legs for not having anything to complain about.