h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for his inability to have ever suffered a moral dilemmas

I blame 2legs for his not being excited about the moovie or wanting to go see it I blame 2legs for seemingly being the only person who is excited about the new radio series of hhgg

I blame 2legs for the fact that there are now one thousand posts blame him for various things.

I also blame 2legs for thinking that he is the only person excited about the new radio series coming up next month. Really, 2legs, you are not alone. I too am a radio series .


Geggs

I blame 2legs for there being a 1000 posts blaming him for things and 500 of those posts were by him!

Traveller in Time searching for the date and station
"I blame twolegs for me forgetting where to listen for the qarterian and quizzical phases. "

I blame 2legs for the fact the middle of the movie was nothing like the book

I blame 2legs for the geeky way he's gotten excited about the Blue tooth dongle that arrived in the post today.

I blame 2legs for not knowning how to use the mini CD that has the drivers on.

I blame 2legs for my never seeing the original Rupert until HappyDude was so nice to supply an archived link.

(Seriously, I slept through Rupert... I missed the whole dreadful affair.)

I blame 2legs for non pairing bluetooth devices.

I blame 2legs for the fact that there is a beer festival on in town at the moment.

I blame 2legs for the fact that my guitarist is insisting we go to it.

I blame 2legs for the fact that my guitarist is fond of a beer or seven.

I blame 2legs for the terrible mess that will inevitably ensue this evening.

I blame 2legs for guitarists, beer and drunkeness in general and drunkenness at HooToo meets in particular.

I blame 2legs for having 1 foot

I blame 2legs for having two feet and two legs.

I blame 2legs for there being no posts blaming him for anything for 3 days.

Shurely shome mishtake!


Geggs

I blame 2legs for monkeys having blue arses.

I blame 2legs for leeks.

I haven't had a haircut for nearly 3 months. Its 2Legs' fault.

I blame 2legs for leaks.

I haven't had a haircut in 6 weeks. I find this to be a perfectly acceptable state of affairs, and so I'm not blaming 2legs for it.

My wife, on the other hand, believes that my hair is getting too long, and wants me to have a haircut this week. For this, I blame 2legs.


Geggs

I blame 2legs for being blameless.
I also blame him for being a shameful example of a person being excited about ANYTHING

I haven't had a haircut since September 2003, this is the fault of 2legs.