h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, 2legs is off the hook--the fog is burning off.

i blame 2legs for containing caffene and caffene for keeping me awake. im sleepy 2legs, its all your fault that i cant sleep, but its all ok because i forgive you.

I blame 2legs for expert evaluators, web accessibility testing, people not understanding useability, people who shoudl know better but whom don't have the slightest clue about statistics and how to use and abuse them and the fact I can do some/all of the above and seemingly other people can't meaning I probably still have a job when it comes up for contract renewal time again
I blame 2legs for less than three hours sleep, noise outside, being hungry, tired and thirsty and desperately in need of coffee

I'm feeling too lazy to blame 2legs for anything. I think we all know who's behind that.

I blame 2legs that this is the last weekday for awhile that I don't have to get up at 6am. I also blame him that my slowly moving my wake-up time back last week stalled at 7am

I blame 2legs for a busy and tiring weekend and also for looking after me so sweetly from all the way over there that I'm now in quite a good mood...

I blame 2legs for Hospital computer system gone awry.... again! I've got better things to do than to repeat w*rk done because of technical failures that happens far too often...

i blame 2legs for lack of anything to make a decent meal of being in the coupvoard/fridge and for the fact that i cant be bothered to go shoppping!

I blame 2legs for me never having got a *post 42* on any thread ever.

I blame 2legs for the little little smirk on repprters faces on TV when they quote Alsitair Darling saing "pissed off".

I blame 2legs for the profanity filter and the lack of an insanity filter.

I blame 2legs for the tinyness of my holidays and hugeness of my overdraft.

Got a huge overdraft hey? nudge nudge wink wink...

I blame 2legs for my feeling really ill this afternoon and consequently sleeping from about 1 to gone 3.30 this afternoon, which has made for a most unproductive day.
I blame 2legs for the ENT deparemtne being closed at 4 PM, so I wasn't able to rrrange an appointment.
I blame 2legs for my havnig no food in, and therefore for just making from scratch asian tai chicken soup which only involved a potato, an onion, garlic, chicken and some spices and things
I blame 2legs for my just getting a phone call and consequently my having to go to the pub this evening
I blame 2legs for there being insufficient time in which to shower

i blame 2legs for huger and for sleeplessness
i blame 2legs for cream crackes and houmous
i blame 2legs for paperwork for uni
i blame 2legs for not knowing my way round Dundee

I blame 2legs for my chance at free (for me) new maternity clothes being ruined by the store only having summer stuff still in stock. Somehow I think capris and sleeveless tops would be rather useless come December...

i blame 2legs that i'm back! and bored! and... sleepy!

I blame 2legs for my not going to bed until 5 AM for my consequently being tired, sleepy and a bit hungover (a lot hungover earlier), for the phone call that kind of woke and confussed me at 9.02 AM, as the phone rang and a car alarm was going off outside my window at the same time and this confussed me so I didn't answer the phone and I blame 2legs for the mobile then ringing but for it being in a differnt room to where I was I blame 2legs for my grocerys which arrived at 11.36 and for the lunch I just ate and for the three* messages, E-mails from people to do with work and people asking me to take part in research projects and more web-testing and stuf and them all coming along at once and their thinking they must b e busses and for busses being too big, too red and too squidgy to use successfully as a duvet

I blame 2legs for being patently daft.

Busses are in no way sqidgy at all, not even a bit. They're sqooshy or nothing.

Squidgy indeed, the very idea.

i think you'll find that they're squidooshy and nothing more!

The squidooshgyness of a bus is inversely proportional to th ebouncability of the adjoining road surface divided by the number of squashasised hedgehogs
I blame 2legs for the wild lamposts that rumage through the dustbins

I blame 2legs for the coffee which I just fed to my houseplant, for the man hiding underneath the magic carpet on the tourbus and for the small packet at the back of the sofa.

I blame 2legs for cash-flow. Well, lack of it

i blame 2legs for the pencil sharpener lurking behind my monitor but never coming out to say hello. he looks all lonesome back there with his little top hat on. i left a bit of pencil there but he still hasn't come out.