h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Omigod!!
that kinda wasn't what he expected!!

Thoroughly pissed off!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/6943734.stm

Bloomin 'Eck, we've found the phantom yikeser and, surprise surprise, he works for the council.

Hadn't you realized that before?
There are several of them. I've seen at least three there, possibly four

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/14/nclown114.xml

A children's entertainer has been banned by Tesco from using balloons during his act in one of their stores.

"We have banned balloons because latex is used in the manufacture of them and this can trigger an allergic reaction in some children. We always have the welfare of children at heart."

That's the single most ridiculous thing I've read in a long time.

????????
i really want to believe thats a joke but i know its not

I do hope Tesco have put in their full attention to this problem. They should immediately withdraw all balloons for sale and issue a product recall plus full compensation for any children affected by anaphylactic shock instituted by a balloon.
Plus anyone distressed by one popping unexpectedly, and anyone with sore jaws after blowing too many up...

No?

Why doesn't this guy just pack up his act and take it to the local Asda - I'm sure they would be delighted with the publicity.

http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/3_tonne_meteorite_stolen_in_russia.php

"Russian news agency Interfax is reporting that thieves have stolen a three-tonne meteorite from the yard of the Tunguska Space Event foundation"

Or maybe the aliens just came back for what was theirs

Kinda buggers your act as it's making animals from malleable lengths of balloon.

Somebody in AUTHORITY must be worried about a condom shortage, which will reduce their ability to contain all the dick heads.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6945732.stm

Something to be said for the paper chase then?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20227400/site/newsweek/


How does that work then??

So there might end up being two Dalai Llamas


Would that mean one of them has to live in Avignon?

Would one be an AntiDalia LLama or a Dalai AntiLlama?

"Police Inspector arranges to meet woman for sex whilst on duty"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6946063.stm

In his defence he said "when his relieving officer did not take over at the expected time, he drove to Gatwick. He said he kept in contact with his office by mobile phone & radio during the meeting"

zdt

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUST13970120070815

There's got to be a joke about not having a leg to stand on in there somewhere!

< There's got to be a joke about not having a leg to stand on in there somewhere! >

When he arrived at the hospital, he was told to hop it!

Got this of slashdot. An IP tracer for Wiki edits, so you can see who has been whitewashing what.
http://www.wired.com/politics/onlinerights/news/2007/08/wiki_tracker

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2007/08/vote-on-the-top.html
~So wired are doing a vote for the top whitewashes.
Interesting to see who is in there. The UK Consevratives mucking about with Oliver Letwin's past. Someone in the Vatican removing bits of stories about Gerry Adams. The BBC saying naughty things about GWB. OK - the edits are by individuals and not necessarily reflective of their employers views.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/kent/6945565.stm

RF

RF, that evil grin of yours is rather suspicious now.