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Does h2g2 need an imaginary dog?
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Started conversation Oct 3, 2007
And if it did, what ought it be called?
Does h2g2 need an imaginary dog?
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Oct 3, 2007
What breed would it be?
What colour??
Do we win a Blue Peter Badge if the name is picked? 
Does h2g2 need an imaginary dog?
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Oct 3, 2007
I think I still have a spare h2g2 badge somewhere which could be awarded...
Does h2g2 need an imaginary dog?
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Oct 3, 2007
Okey Dokey.. We have a Badge Prize 
Any clues about the dog?
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Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Oct 3, 2007
Tis "a Wheaten Terrier/Boxer/Labrador mix" as it seems DNA once possessed such a beast.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 3, 2007
I think it should be called Dave. Dave the dog.
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Oct 3, 2007
Dave is a very, very good name, but I feel that Transvision Vamp would be a better one in this case.
Does h2g2 need an imaginary dog?
Stealth "Jack" Azathoth Posted Oct 3, 2007
A fine alliterative start to resolving this vital issue! Your vote for "Dave" has been recorded.
Does h2g2 need an imaginary dog?
lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Oct 3, 2007
What about Bob!
Nice and short, easy to remember
Does h2g2 need an imaginary dog?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 3, 2007
Actually, it seems the name Dave is already in use:
http://uktv.co.uk/g2/item/aid/593618
Maybe we could call the dog UKTV G2.
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Beatrice Posted Oct 4, 2007
Dave is a new TV channel, but I thought we called pizzas Dave round these 'ere parts?
I'll suggest Barbour, from the association with threads...
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Milla, h2g2 Operations Posted Oct 4, 2007
The Lord was a cat.
Perhaps Master?
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Rod Posted Oct 4, 2007
Cap'n
The captain's dog - for kicking when no-one wants to do what you want
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Oct 4, 2007
Could I suggest 'Fetch'?
This is purely so that we can all drive it potty each night when we call it in from the garden.
'C'mere Fetch'
'Here Fetch'
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Beatrice Posted Oct 4, 2007
Howzabout Zinthestreet.
You know, the way we keep hearing about how the dog Zinthstreet could get 4 As at A levels these days, or that the dog Zinthestreet could get a mortgage and a credit card.
Must be some dog!
Does h2g2 need an imaginary dog?
Orcus Posted Oct 4, 2007
No, it does not need an imaginary dog.
It needs an imaginary Aardvark.
It should be called Gerald
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Does h2g2 need an imaginary dog?
- 1: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Oct 3, 2007)
- 2: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Oct 3, 2007)
- 3: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Oct 3, 2007)
- 4: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Oct 3, 2007)
- 5: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Oct 3, 2007)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 3, 2007)
- 7: Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) (Oct 3, 2007)
- 8: Stealth "Jack" Azathoth (Oct 3, 2007)
- 9: lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned (Oct 3, 2007)
- 10: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 3, 2007)
- 11: Beatrice (Oct 4, 2007)
- 12: Milla, h2g2 Operations (Oct 4, 2007)
- 13: Icy North (Oct 4, 2007)
- 14: Researcher U197087 (Oct 4, 2007)
- 15: Milla, h2g2 Operations (Oct 4, 2007)
- 16: Rod (Oct 4, 2007)
- 17: airscotia-back by popular demand (Oct 4, 2007)
- 18: Beatrice (Oct 4, 2007)
- 19: Orcus (Oct 4, 2007)
- 20: DaveBlackeye (Oct 4, 2007)
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