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Headline Challenge

Post 561

Icy North

A new one:

Watermelon 'has same effect as Viagra'

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/health/newsid_7498000/7498061.stm

Headlines, please? smiley - smiley


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Post 562

Not-so-bald-eagle


Perhaps a fusion of the two articles, less pudding and more fruit

"Dicks off and up"

smiley - coolsmiley - bubbly


Headline Challenge

Post 563

Tumsup

Pope Bans Seedless Watermelons


Headline Challenge

Post 564

Icy North

A new one? smiley - smiley

Not really a headline, but maybe a caption needed for this piece of artwork?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/entertainment_enl_1254222563/html/1.stm

Suggestions?


Headline Challenge

Post 565

Beatrice

Banking Crisis a Right Pain in the Ass


Headline Challenge

Post 566

kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense?

This time wall street wasn't taking no bull!


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Post 567

mrs_40_something


horoscope for Taurus:
You may be in for a large wind(fall) - be careful how you invest


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Post 568

Orcus

Holy Cow!


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Post 569

Icy North

...another triumph for BBC News headline writers:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8283909.stm


Headline Challenge

Post 570

Not-so-bald-eagle


[ would Gassy Brits have been any better ]

smiley - coolsmiley - bubbly


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Post 571

Tumsup

We Eat, They Fart, Despise Them.


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Post 572

Icy North

A new one smiley - smiley

"Fan dressed as sheep set alight"

A 24-year-old football fan dressed as a sheep suffered serious burns to his arms and legs when he was set alight on a train in Fife.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/8336485.stm

Headlines, please?


Headline Challenge

Post 573

Not-so-bald-eagle


Sheep gets somebody's goat

smiley - coolsmiley - bubbly


Headline Challenge

Post 574

Christopher

French Farmer Arrested On Holiday In Scotland


Headline Challenge

Post 575

Icy North

British Rail customer gets fleeced, then gets his fingers burned.


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Post 576

Icy North

New one:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8099960.stm

"Cyril Smith-worshipping Cult Discovered in Mexican Rainforest"


Headline Challenge

Post 577

Not-so-bald-eagle


"Mexican fly 10m long!"

smiley - coolsmiley - bubbly


Headline Challenge

Post 578

Orcus

And one more time

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8383701.stm



What a Baa-gain!


Headline Challenge

Post 579

McKay The Disorganised

I'll go for :

Mexican Couple divorde over ironing row.

&

Local produced lamb at Asda

smiley - cider


Headline Challenge

Post 580

Icy North

Supermarket S-ewe-eep


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