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The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
Anquet Posted Apr 26, 2004
" Who left us in peace..."
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taliesin Posted Apr 26, 2004
... must ... make ... one more ..... h2g2 .... post......... Oh, rats! 
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
Lostit - Instigator of the Chaos for Thingite Posted Apr 26, 2004
Allbeit that I want to be cremated since I don't feel we need to pollute our planet anymore...the smog is bad enough 
I'll think I'll still
"It seems as though we are currently suffering from some minor technical difficulties. And PLEASE at all cost do NOT panic" 
Along with the boring names and dates.
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
tanzen Posted Apr 26, 2004
Sorry, ladies and gentlemen, you've missed your chance...
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Uncle_Bob - Back In Black Posted Apr 27, 2004
Whats going on? Where am I?
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tanzen Posted Apr 27, 2004
Now it’s over I’m dead and I haven’t done anything that I want, or I’m still alive and there’s nothing I want to do...
Dead - They Might Be Giants
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
(crazyhorse)impeach hypatia Posted Apr 27, 2004
i'd' like a solar powered computer screen on mine displaying h2g2
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted Apr 27, 2004
Still like the old classics:
Alas for poor auld Willie,
We'll n'er see Willie no more.
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.
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winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire Posted Apr 28, 2004
Hi Tanzen 
and i thought i was the only one who had bought that album..
How about (from the album after that one) "I'm having a heart attack, i'm having a heart attack.. [repeat 5 times]
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tanzen Posted Apr 28, 2004
I always wanted something like "someone keeps moving my chair"...
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logicus tracticus philosophicus Posted May 3, 2004
Yes the old ones are always best, but since i dont care what happens
to me once i stop fuctioning,how ever there are a few people who i like to see dance on my grave.
I Will be buried at sea you see
The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted May 3, 2004
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Mudhooks: ,,, busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest... Posted May 3, 2004
I hope it is later, rather than sooner. Although I just went and got my blood pressure done and it was 187/102 and my heart-rate was 86, so......
I don't intend to have a headstone. I want to be cremated.
I intend to design a box with smaller boxes inside. I want my ashes put in the smaller boxes, and friends, when they go on a trip somewhere, sprinkle a little of me there. That way, I get to travel after I am gone.
My in-laws were in a church somewhere where they had memorial windows. One of them was for a widow and listed her 18 children. The epitaph was "She did the best she could." Not exactly a poetic remembrance, is it?
If I were to have an epitaph, and I haven't really thought about it, it likely would be something humorous.
"I know who you are and I know what you did...."
"You have a schmutz on your lip. No, over to the left. No, you missed it again, further left. Too far, a little to the right."
"Can you scratch my back?"
Perhaps a series of (made-up) cryptic signs and something about a treasure?
"If I were you, I'd do something about that nose...."
Lotto numbers
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Mudhooks: ,,, busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest... Posted May 3, 2004
"They lied..."
"There is no "Other Side"
"Nothing to report"
"Whatever you do, don't touch .... (the rest illegible)"
"The Meaning of Life is (the rest illegible)"
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted May 3, 2004
"Gasp....wheeze...you're..kneeling....on....my...chest..."
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dasilva Posted May 3, 2004
I got caught writing on this headsto...
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Researcher 178815 Posted May 3, 2004
I managed to find the answer to what happens after death, and all I got was this lousy headstone.
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The H2G2 Graveyard: What Would You Have On Your Headstone?
- 121: Anquet (Apr 26, 2004)
- 122: taliesin (Apr 26, 2004)
- 123: Lostit - Instigator of the Chaos for Thingite (Apr 26, 2004)
- 124: tanzen (Apr 26, 2004)
- 125: Uncle_Bob - Back In Black (Apr 27, 2004)
- 126: tanzen (Apr 27, 2004)
- 127: (crazyhorse)impeach hypatia (Apr 27, 2004)
- 128: clzoomer- a bit woobly (Apr 27, 2004)
- 129: winnoch2 - Impostair Syndromair Extraordinaire (Apr 28, 2004)
- 130: tanzen (Apr 28, 2004)
- 131: logicus tracticus philosophicus (May 3, 2004)
- 132: clzoomer- a bit woobly (May 3, 2004)
- 133: Mudhooks: ,,, busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest... (May 3, 2004)
- 134: Mudhooks: ,,, busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest... (May 3, 2004)
- 135: clzoomer- a bit woobly (May 3, 2004)
- 136: dasilva (May 3, 2004)
- 137: Researcher 178815 (May 3, 2004)
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