h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

of the carribean, led by none other than Jack Sparrow....

held hamburger's into the dragons flames and cooked a bar-b-q

which could be smelt miles away by a small group.....

trainspotters in anoraks, who thought that just maybe here was

an authentic 1890s steam engine for their sense of smell

was so acute, they could identify any train. However they,

all had colds so could barely smell their own dirty.....

ashtrays, let alone a 4-6-2 Steam Train's Funnel exhaust fumes

which was besides the point, since Sir Q was slaying

in the alps. "D*mn, another pismununciation" He said. "I was

about to consult my mispronuncestetritian on the true pronunciation of...

out on the piste when I realised, nearly broke me

plastic misspronounciashion (spelling too!)electronic organiser, but I saved it.

"D*mn, out of batteries. Now how can I explain to

this dragon, that this behaviour won't do? It makes me

incandescant with vitriol." The Dragon was conscious of this fact

but being university educated , it was prepared to make allowances

and quietly explained that the organiser was also solar powered.

Placing it on a rock in sun (the organiser) he

leant back and waited, watching a small grey cloud drift