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Hoover fetish?
The Doc Posted Jan 31, 2011
"....that there are so many others who also find women hoovering to be a huge turn on"
You actually HOOVER women?? Must investigate further.......
Hoover fetish?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 31, 2011
(the women concerned can obviously get a lot from it too.... you know... the suction bit on the end of the hoover....)
Hoover fetish?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 31, 2011
Ooo! never thought of that... those hoover/vacuums with teh rotating bristle attachments 
Oo that gives me an idea... Excuess me whilst I go have some quality time with my hoover 
Hoover fetish?
Baron Grim Posted Jan 31, 2011
Watch out. You're likely to get some nasty abrasions.
Paraphrasing Alice Cooper: "When hoover catches skin, you know you had it out when you should kept it in."
Hoover fetish?
Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Jan 31, 2011
If I recall correctly, and old slogan used by Hoover themselves was "It beats as it sweeps as it cleans"...
Read into that what you want!
Hoover fetish?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 31, 2011
Who.
Made me try that?
Four hours... four hours in A&E... 
... I didn't even have the energy left when I got there to make up some excuess about accidentially slipping on the floor whilst doing the housework naked... 
They'll take the stiches out next week
Hoover fetish?
The Doc Posted Feb 1, 2011
Indeed. But you DO get far better and quicker results than that old scandanavian hand pump jobbie........
Hoover fetish?
Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break Posted Feb 1, 2011
In the interest of fairness and equality, you could say "to heck with brand loyalty", and get one of those Dyson thingies - no loss of suction, even when the bag's full!
Hoover fetish?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 1, 2011
Burn the witch! you said 'Dyson'! 
Hoover fetish?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 17, 2014
err. ummm... err....
*moves to a safe (hopefully) distance
Hoover fetish?
Whisky Posted Jul 17, 2014
Nice to see Rule 34 of the Internet is still alive and kicking. 
Hoover fetish?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 17, 2014
Internet rules don't die, they just get more eel-like
Hoover fetish?
Baron Grim Posted Jul 17, 2014
I posted this after Derek's previous posting in this thread. It bears repeating.
http://xkcd.com/305/
Hoover fetish?
Derek Posted Jul 17, 2014
Your post means nothing to me at all. I havent a clue what you are referring to with the cartoon.
How weird !
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 17, 2014
This is all so weird... I don't think I have any recollection of this thread at all... which is 
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- 41: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 31, 2011)
- 42: The Doc (Jan 31, 2011)
- 43: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 31, 2011)
- 44: Baron Grim (Jan 31, 2011)
- 45: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 31, 2011)
- 46: Baron Grim (Jan 31, 2011)
- 47: Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break (Jan 31, 2011)
- 48: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jan 31, 2011)
- 49: The Doc (Feb 1, 2011)
- 50: Moonhogg - Captain Coffee Break (Feb 1, 2011)
- 51: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 1, 2011)
- 52: Derek (Jul 16, 2014)
- 53: Pink Paisley (Jul 17, 2014)
- 54: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 17, 2014)
- 55: Whisky (Jul 17, 2014)
- 56: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 17, 2014)
- 57: Baron Grim (Jul 17, 2014)
- 58: Derek (Jul 17, 2014)
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- 60: Baron Grim (Jul 17, 2014)
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