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New sexual practices.
Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Oct 28, 2004
Sunnylingus - oral sex on a beach
Sunnilingus - oral sex with a muslim
Hunnylingus - particularly sticky cunnilingus
Runnylingus - even stickier!
Bunnylingus - a preparatory activity to going at it like rabbits
Dunnielingus - when the tongue slips into the wrong bit
Tunnylingus - when it tastes like tuna
Nunnylingus - oral sex with a bride of Christ
Yummylingus - EXACTLY the same as cunnilingus!
(I can only make really contrived ones out of funny and punny)
New sexual practices.
Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Oct 28, 2004
or...keeping with the correct usage of '-lingus'
Tummylingus - licking too high up (typical!)
Hummylingus - making tuneful noises with the lips while doing it
Bummylingus - see Dunnielingus
Lumee! lingus - Cor blimey! That was good!
Banalingus - Not very good at it
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Oct 28, 2004
Bunnylingus - licking each other lots & lots
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Ami of zx - no badgers here! Posted Oct 28, 2004
thingo - sex you can't quite remember enough about to describe properly
New sexual practices.
Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Oct 28, 2004
Jingleingus - oral sex when the recipient has an (ahem) 'intimate piercing'.
Jinga-linga-lingus - as above, but with a tongue piercing too.
(Sick joke coming up)
'I like my coffee like I like my women - exported from the third world and at an extremely reasonable price'
New sexual practices.
Ami of zx - no badgers here! Posted Oct 28, 2004
Thanks for the forewarning Edward!
(is there a smiley for slightly ashamed laughter?)
Ami of zx
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Mrs Zen Posted Oct 28, 2004
Leonardo - inventive sex (with a left-handed twist)
Leonardo di Capaccio - inventive raw sex, *thanks Kelli*
Soprano - sex you cannot refuse
B
New sexual practices.
Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Oct 28, 2004
The last one reminds me of the classic Soprano's line (Series 1, last episode)
(Tony Soprano): 'Look what got us into this mess. Psychiatry and cunnilingus!'
And if you're a fan, you might also hace roared at the wonderful line this week:
(Christopher Moltesanto arriving late for a line with Tony and Silvio - remembering that Silvio is played by 'Miami' Steve Van Zandt of the E. Street Band):
'I got held up. The highway was clogged by broken heroes on a last chance powerdrive.'
New sexual practices.
Mrs Zen Posted Oct 28, 2004
Regulo Sex - roastin' hot sex (cookin' with gas! 
)
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kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013 Posted Oct 29, 2004
Formaggio - cheesey sex
Quattro formaggio - cheesey sex in a sturdy car.
New sexual practices.
Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Oct 29, 2004
Mo Job - receiving oral sex from a former Secretary of State for Northern Ireland
Po Job - Receiving oral sex from a Tellytubby
JimmyHillingus - oral sex with lots of chin-thrusting (a moot point - as Scottish football fans will understand)
KillBillingus - oral sex juring 'that time of the month' - rather gory!
Dunhillingus - What Bill and Monica got up to in the Oval Office
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dasilva Posted Oct 29, 2004
Spirito di Punto - energetic sex in a small Itallian car
Cinquecentolingus - oral sex in a very small Italian car
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Pink Paisley Posted Oct 29, 2004
Congregatio - where everybody comes together.
PP
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SnowWhite Posted Oct 30, 2004
Jello - sex with lots of movement and upsets your tummy
Funguslingus - sex on Survivor or maybe also nechromancy
New sexual practices.
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 30, 2004
So many good ones everybody!
pit-bull-lations ~ relations whilst the dog looks on ~ also known as: safe sex
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- 181: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Oct 28, 2004)
- 182: Atom_boy (Oct 28, 2004)
- 183: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Oct 28, 2004)
- 184: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Oct 28, 2004)
- 185: Ami of zx - no badgers here! (Oct 28, 2004)
- 186: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Oct 28, 2004)
- 187: Pink Paisley (Oct 28, 2004)
- 188: Ami of zx - no badgers here! (Oct 28, 2004)
- 189: Mrs Zen (Oct 28, 2004)
- 190: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Oct 28, 2004)
- 191: Pink Paisley (Oct 28, 2004)
- 192: Mrs Zen (Oct 28, 2004)
- 193: kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013 (Oct 29, 2004)
- 194: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Oct 29, 2004)
- 195: dasilva (Oct 29, 2004)
- 196: Pink Paisley (Oct 29, 2004)
- 197: Pink Paisley (Oct 29, 2004)
- 198: SnowWhite (Oct 30, 2004)
- 199: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 30, 2004)
- 200: dasilva (Oct 30, 2004)
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