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New sexual practices.

Post 201

I am Donald Sutherland

>> Funguslingus - sex on Survivor or maybe also nechromancy <<

Don't you mean necrophilia. In either case, if there were with survivors, necro wouldn't come into it.


Donald


New sexual practices.

Post 202

Pandora...Born Again Tart

Ditto ~ repeating the same act


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Post 203

dasilva

Velcro - sex when one or both of you really needed a shave down there smiley - yikes


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Post 204

Mrs Zen

Solo - a Han job

smiley - winkeye

B


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Post 205

Pandora...Born Again Tart

smiley - erm...*takes back the applause...*


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Post 206

Researcher U197087

Sorry if it's been done.

Mendatio - pretending to like giving head.


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Post 207

Pink Paisley

Constipatio - a practice causing a blockage of the......well perhaps it's best not to think about it.

PP


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Post 208

pedro

Sorry, I couldn't work that out...

smiley - winkeye


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Post 209

Triquack


Aer-Lingus, down South whilst flying to Ireland?


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Post 210

dasilva

Solo - your usual sir?


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Post 211

Researcher U197087

Manila - Sex in the stationary cupboard
Soixante-Nerf - Oral with foam rubber balls
Stunnilingus - with a tazer
Havetoletitlingus - with Dolores Cranberry
Macrophilia - Double-entry, copy and paste, Male merge etc
Dantric - Hellish
Blondage - Atomic
Homersexual - Legendary












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Post 212

Researcher U197087

Klinky Sex - Sex in prison (aka the sure-shank redemption)
M&S - Sex you can return if you don't like it
Aerofrot - rubbing up against an air steward/ess
Mile High Club - Sex with a Denver Bronco
(Not to be confused with the Forty-Niner)



New sexual practices.

Post 213

Researcher U197087

Nellatio - giving head to Charles II


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Post 214

Researcher U197087

Ronanism - being the lead singer from Boyzone.


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Post 215

pedro

Ohio - f**king the world

smiley - sadface


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Post 216

Mrs Zen

Nothing more to add, is there? smiley - erm


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Post 217

Pink Paisley

Mario - sex with a small Italian / American plumber.

PP


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Post 218

Pink Paisley

To lick bush - An act never practiced by an American Democrat.

PP


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Post 219

Mrs Zen

Nice thread, Mr P-P. It was yours in the first place, wasn;t it?

B


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Post 220

SnowWhite

yes, necrophilia; the necromancy (talking with the dead) may come first however; foreplay, you know?
I meant the term could go either way; a bi term; for necrophilia OR for on Survivor, the reality series, as there is fungus there too likely....

Meli-melo; a mixed bag of sex tricks smiley - winkeye


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