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New sexual practices.
Pink Paisley Started conversation Nov 19, 2003
Today, by the wonder of the typographical error, I was introduced to a new sexual practice:-
Allegatio - saying that you've had sex when you haven't.
Which leads me to offer:-
Assertio - rough sex.
Conventio - rather ordinary sex.
Illuminatio - sex under bright lights.
Omnibus - sex on the way home from the pub.
Nimbo-cumulus - sex in the rain.
PP
New sexual practices.
Pink Paisley Posted Nov 19, 2003
Imaginatio - thinking that you have had sex when you haven't.
PP
New sexual practices.
Jab [Since 29th November 2002] Posted Nov 20, 2003
Onus-gratis - Mythical cerebral position.
New sexual practices.
Lady in a tree Posted Nov 20, 2003
Rapidious - A quickie
Elevatio - Sex in a lift
Officiatio - Sex on your bosses desk
Canalatio - Sex on a narrowboat
New sexual practices.
The Groob Posted Nov 20, 2003
Horatio: You had sex but you'd rather forget who it was with
Fido: You had sex but you'd rather people don't find out what it was with
Fangio: You had a quickie
New sexual practices.
Teuchter Posted Nov 20, 2003
Fidelio - having sex with only one person
Lucretio - having sex for money
Flavio - doing it tastefully
Pluvio - doing it in the rain
Geronimo - having a great time!
New sexual practices.
Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate Posted Nov 20, 2003
Adagio - long slow s*x up against the mantlepiece
New sexual practices.
The Groob Posted Nov 20, 2003
Bonio : Viagra involved
Rio: Premier league footballers involved 
New sexual practices.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Nov 20, 2003
Hungrio . sex instead of dinner
Falsetto . involving dentures!
New sexual practices.
Flanker Posted Nov 20, 2003
Libberto - S*x with whoever, whatever and whenever you want. 
New sexual practices.
the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) Posted Nov 20, 2003
Dolmio - sex with a puppet.
New sexual practices.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Nov 20, 2003
Alllegro . sex in a car
Tempo . rhythm method
New sexual practices.
kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013 Posted Nov 20, 2003
Geronimo made me laugh out loud, all my students looked at me funny but there was NO WAY I was going to explain.
New sexual practices.
Artisan Posted Nov 20, 2003
's 
thread,
portamento-s*x in one of those new fangled bogs in which the door opens after 3minutes.
contrapunto-everywhere apart from in a fiat.
tremolando-s*x between epileptics(no offence)
grandisimmo-something to to do with Pavarotti
contrafagotto-not smoking after the deed is done
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New sexual practices.
- 1: Pink Paisley (Nov 19, 2003)
- 2: Pink Paisley (Nov 19, 2003)
- 3: Zak T Duck (Nov 19, 2003)
- 4: Jab [Since 29th November 2002] (Nov 20, 2003)
- 5: Pink Paisley (Nov 20, 2003)
- 6: Lady in a tree (Nov 20, 2003)
- 7: The Groob (Nov 20, 2003)
- 8: Teuchter (Nov 20, 2003)
- 9: Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate (Nov 20, 2003)
- 10: The Groob (Nov 20, 2003)
- 11: FunkyP. (Nov 20, 2003)
- 12: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Nov 20, 2003)
- 13: Flanker (Nov 20, 2003)
- 14: the third man(temporary armistice)n strike) (Nov 20, 2003)
- 15: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Nov 20, 2003)
- 16: kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013 (Nov 20, 2003)
- 17: Artisan (Nov 20, 2003)
- 18: Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate (Nov 20, 2003)
- 19: ~:*-Venus-*:~ (Nov 20, 2003)
- 20: Flanker (Nov 20, 2003)
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