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Shhhhhh........due to circumstances and stuff - I think I'm back now! and a bit of front :-) Posted Jul 10, 2003
Or what about:
A] Where do you come from?
b] xxxxxxx
A] Sorry
b] I come from xxxxxx
A] I heard you - I was just sorry!
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Geggs Posted Jul 10, 2003
Or then there's the famous exchange between Winston Churchill and Lady Astor:
"Winston, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea!"
"And if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
Geggs
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 10, 2003
(responding to some one who's really mad)
"ha ha ! This is Candid camera.... Nobody could be SOOOOooooooooo wierd"
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Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. Posted Jul 10, 2003
If brains were chocolate you wouldnt fill a smartie.
(I echo the sentence that nothing i post is directed at anyone imparticular...Just all of ya!!
Joking.
)
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 10, 2003
"So what are your brains made of? ..... something no-one's discovered yet ?"
*inspired by Chris, not REPEAT not intended for Chris*
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 10, 2003
"So what are your brains made of? ..... something no-one's discovered yet ?"
*inspired by Chris, not REPEAT not intended for Chris*
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Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. Posted Jul 10, 2003
So funny you said it twice or was that cause you couldnt understand it first time?
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 10, 2003
"I was giving you a second chance at trying to understand"
(just part of the thread Chris, part of the thread)
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Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. Posted Jul 10, 2003
In the queue for brains how far behind my dog were you??
(just another part of the thread Oot.)
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 10, 2003
You must have had a poor view from the back !
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Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. Posted Jul 10, 2003
Lmao!!!! Good answer.
Right i off for a bit...i dont like the company.
Back later.
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 10, 2003
( but the dog insult was great ! come back soon )
Does anyone have any air-freshener ?
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BobTheFarmer Posted Jul 10, 2003
*To be honest, you're a Welsh dwarf. You aren't big and you aren't clever.*
*Apologises to the Welshies out there* 
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toybox Posted Jul 10, 2003
Yet another Churchill story...
George Bernard Shaw had just finished writing Joan of Arc and sent two places for the first to Churchill with a note: "Here are two places for the first of Joan of ARc. Come with a friend if you have one".
Churchill's answer: "Can't come to the first. Come to the second if you have one".
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BobTheFarmer Posted Jul 10, 2003
Churchill did have all the best lines...
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Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Jul 10, 2003
Is that your head or did your neck throw up?
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Oot Rito Posted Jul 10, 2003
"Do you think you'd be able to spout all that crap directly into the toilet"
(love the idea of neck throwing up)
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Moving On Posted Jul 10, 2003
This is actually true... and boy was I pleased with the result!
We were on a works outing, in a bar, and a particually bumptious little manager was bragging how well he could deal with negative feedback and insults generally. Suspecting somehow - I don't understand how he could, since he had the IQ of a poodle - that I was not overly fond of him, he challenged me to throw the worst insult I could think of at him.... I took a pull of my pint and simply said "Nah... you ain't worth it"
(it don't happen often, but oh... it was fun)
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Perseus Posted Jul 10, 2003
Were you born that stupid, or did it takes years of practice?
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Syren Posted Jul 10, 2003
I love this one:
'Your village called, they want their idiot back'
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- 41: Shhhhhh........due to circumstances and stuff - I think I'm back now! and a bit of front :-) (Jul 10, 2003)
- 42: Geggs (Jul 10, 2003)
- 43: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
- 44: Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. (Jul 10, 2003)
- 45: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
- 46: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
- 47: Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. (Jul 10, 2003)
- 48: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
- 49: Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. (Jul 10, 2003)
- 50: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
- 51: Chris.When you struggle with words and they put up a fight,Just keep ya mouth shut,it doesnt matter tonight. (Jul 10, 2003)
- 52: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
- 53: BobTheFarmer (Jul 10, 2003)
- 54: toybox (Jul 10, 2003)
- 55: BobTheFarmer (Jul 10, 2003)
- 56: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Jul 10, 2003)
- 57: Oot Rito (Jul 10, 2003)
- 58: Moving On (Jul 10, 2003)
- 59: Perseus (Jul 10, 2003)
- 60: Syren (Jul 10, 2003)
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